Best New Hilarious Amazon Reviews By People Who Were Completely Happy With Their Online Orders

by Ariana

I never used to read the reviews. Ever. If I wanted something I bought it and that was that. I guess it was when I got married, moved out and had to actually pay for things myself that I started to second guess purchases and my husband introduced me to the wonderful world of reviews.

It's like taking advice from other responsible adults as to whether a product was good or not... whether it was worth spending my hard earned customer-service dollars on. 90% of the time, helpful. 9% of the time, makes me hate all humans but oh, 1% of the time, absolutely freakin' hilarious.

This, my friends is the 1%.

These are the newest most hilarious Amazon reviews.

#1 ALWAYS did this as a kid!

#1 ALWAYS did this as a kid!

#2 Sweetest ever.

#2 Sweetest ever.

#3 I need 72 kazoos.

#3 I need 72 kazoos.

#4

#4

#5

#5

#6 This would have been really disappointing.

#6 This would have been really disappointing.

#7 Fair call.

#7 Fair call.

#8

#8

#9 FAVE!

#9 FAVE!

#10 This is everything!

#10 This is everything!

#11

#11

#12 No Complaints

#12 No Complaints

#13 ugh!

#13 ugh!

#14 This is legit.

#14 This is legit.

#15

#15

#16 ... some issues.

#16 ... some issues.

#17

#17

#18 8 whole stitches.

#18 8 whole stitches.

#19 RELATING TO THIS!

#19 RELATING TO THIS!

#20

#20

#21 Perfect.

#21 Perfect.

#22 This is why I hate exercise.

#22 This is why I hate exercise.
via: catneap

#23 True love is out there.

#23 True love is out there.

#24 When you turn 30 and realise you can buy whatever the freak you want!

#24 When you turn 30 and realise you can buy whatever the freak you want!

#25 Better than marriage.

#25 Better than marriage.

#26

#26

#27

#27

#28 Boom.

#28 Boom.

#29

#29

#30

#30

#31 Kinda cheesy.

#31 Kinda cheesy.

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