Weird Sentences That There Is No Way Anyone Else Had Ever Said Them Before
Have you ever heard the rhetorical question “have you ever had a unique thought?” It gets us to think about the fact that there are only so many different words, and only so many different sentences in which you can construct those words.
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Basically, any time you say something ever, there is a super high chance that someone else has already said it. This is possibly true for the more basic small talk chats, but what about something a little spicier?
This Reddit thread is dedicated to discovering “brand new sentences.” The sentences posted in the group must be unique and interesting thoughts—with bonus points if they’re funny!
A valid point about nature warnings
"Plump As A Partridge"
Moving this into my vocabulary immediately
This soil does not match my vibes
Pay them more.
Sliced and mulched up trees
Thanks, Brad.
Ummm.... pretty much
Facts.
Biological animal companion
Perfect reputation to have
I would argue that it is a bad thing it happened so long ago
A sad reality of life
Google translate would have a lot of hits in this thread
Fair
Wait, what?
No concept of time, only pasta
No thanks to the itch juice
This changed my perception of the world.
My brothers computer still sounds like a kettle boiling
Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World
Their object permanence is not good, right?
I'M SO OLD
I am chorizo
Use the robots, instead.
New exit phrase unlocked.
Well, are they?
I mean, true.
R.I.P Cotton Eyed Joe
Better than "which flavour of Christian are you?"
Oooft
Two halves of a whole
Welp that will haunt my nightmares
Is this why I keep forgetting why I walk into rooms?
(Also the OG Wiggles do 18+ concerts now sometimes)
Probably
Man spells.
Pro tip!
Mood
Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have
Snarrot
What is the most unique sentence you have ever heard? Share it in the comments below.
Find more, over on the "Brand New Sentence" thread on Reddit.