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Tumblr Women Teach Dumb Male Authors The Realities of Being A Woman

by Elana

Getting lost in a good book is never a bad idea but just about every woman out there has at one time or another paused when reading something a man wrote depicting a woman that has made her wonder who failed him in life. Was it his mother? Sister? Aunt? Dare I say... wife? Whoever it is that has failed these men trying to articulate something about high-heel shoes, bountiful bosoms, and tampons Tumblr has come to the rescue. 

Women on Tumblr have decided, "enough is enough, we're going to teach these men a thing or two today," and went forth with an epic post that has gained nothing but momentum as each moment passes. It's not hard to see why!

...or to worry about what men think tampons are all about.

Dear Men,

Do you even know how high-heels work?
 Dear Men,
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Bras, make-up, and hair, OH MY!

Long hair is great but it's also a burden, just FYI.
 Bras, make-up, and hair, OH  MY!
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She's got those "buy me a drink eyes."

NOT.
 She's got those
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Big Boobs, the Burden.

Fun to look at, not so much fun to live with.
 Big Boobs, the Burden.
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Tampons:

They're awful.
 Tampons:
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The myth of the up-do:

There are so many bobby pins.
 The myth of the up-do:
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Okay, like 90% of us haven't done this.

But the way men write it into stories one might think it's the opposite.
 Okay, like 90% of us haven't done this.
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Cold pizza and soapy buttcracks.

It's a reality, get used to it.
 Cold pizza and soapy buttcracks.
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The last one though...

Sometimes a female just likes fixing cars and other stereotypically masculine activities.
 The last one though...
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Shaving sucks.

And we can't see a thing without our glasses, don't you watch Scooby Doo?
 Shaving sucks.
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Nipple talk

They're not female boners. They're just not. Sorry!
 Nipple talk
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SHOUT OUT

To be named in a post like this, ouch, that has got to hurt.
 SHOUT OUT
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Pain tolerance:

Women can have an awful lot of it.
 Pain tolerance:
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Fashion Skills

It takes effort, we aren't born knowing these things.
 Fashion Skills
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Can we talk about post-apocalyptic scenarios?

Why do men think shaving and makeup will be a priority? WHY?
 Can we talk about post-apocalyptic scenarios?
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Pondering periods.

We're all unique, yo.
 Pondering periods.
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Skimpy outfits in January

No. Just... no.
 Skimpy outfits in January
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Every woman notices this.

Every zombie, post-nuclear war zone, and robots have taken over archetype of book, movie, and TV show should really just show us hairy women.
 Every woman notices this.
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Crime-fighting superhero women?

Stop with the heels.
 Crime-fighting superhero women?
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So many bras.

Sports and bras go hand in hand.
 So many bras.
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Do you even chaf, bro?

Because women do.
 Do you even chaf, bro?
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Give us depth or don't even write about us.

Tomboy vs. girly-girl is so played out.
 Give us depth or don't even write about us.
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It's no a friend-zone, it's a friendship.

Oh, and it's a real thing. Okay? Okay.
 It's no a friend-zone, it's a friendship.
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Boobs:

One shape, not 20 possibilities.
 Boobs:
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