Tumblr Women Teach Dumb Male Authors The Realities of Being A Woman
Getting lost in a good book is never a bad idea but just about every woman out there has at one time or another paused when reading something a man wrote depicting a woman that has made her wonder who failed him in life. Was it his mother? Sister? Aunt? Dare I say... wife? Whoever it is that has failed these men trying to articulate something about high-heel shoes, bountiful bosoms, and tampons Tumblr has come to the rescue.
Women on Tumblr have decided, "enough is enough, we're going to teach these men a thing or two today," and went forth with an epic post that has gained nothing but momentum as each moment passes. It's not hard to see why!
...or to worry about what men think tampons are all about.
Do you even know how high-heels work?
Bras, make-up, and hair, OH MY!
Long hair is great but it's also a burden, just FYI.
She's got those "buy me a drink eyes."
Big Boobs, the Burden.
Fun to look at, not so much fun to live with.
The myth of the up-do:
There are so many bobby pins.
Okay, like 90% of us haven't done this.
But the way men write it into stories one might think it's the opposite.
Cold pizza and soapy buttcracks.
It's a reality, get used to it.
The last one though...
Sometimes a female just likes fixing cars and other stereotypically masculine activities.
And we can't see a thing without our glasses, don't you watch Scooby Doo?
They're not female boners. They're just not. Sorry!
To be named in a post like this, ouch, that has got to hurt.
Women can have an awful lot of it.
It takes effort, we aren't born knowing these things.
Can we talk about post-apocalyptic scenarios?
Why do men think shaving and makeup will be a priority? WHY?
We're all unique, yo.
Skimpy outfits in January
No. Just... no.
Every woman notices this.
Every zombie, post-nuclear war zone, and robots have taken over archetype of book, movie, and TV show should really just show us hairy women.
Crime-fighting superhero women?
Stop with the heels.
So many bras.
Sports and bras go hand in hand.
Do you even chaf, bro?
Because women do.
Give us depth or don't even write about us.
Tomboy vs. girly-girl is so played out.
It's no a friend-zone, it's a friendship.
Oh, and it's a real thing. Okay? Okay.
One shape, not 20 possibilities.