Woman Goes John Wick On Escort Who Stole Her Dog
Can you imagine leaving home for a few days to learn that the fur-love of your life was ruthlessly stolen, dog-napped? The crushing pain and sense of panic and loss would be almost impossible to articulate. Once the panic subsides, you'd go into recovery mode, right? Make flyers, contact friends and family, reach out to the local shelters and rescues... logical process when a pet goes missing!
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For one Reddit user, the mode didn't stop there. In fact, she went above and beyond, utilizing every search and rescue function or resource she could possibly conceive to figure out where her beloved doggo had gone to and how to get him home. It ended up being an absolutely wild ride from start to finish!
"That dog was everything to me."
In the r/prorevenge subreddit, user punk-rock-vixen captured everyone's attention instantly when she titled her post, "An escort stole my dog and the cops won't help, so I hunted her down myself," and from there she detailed the history of her beloved dog.
A sweet husky must be found.
It started out routine but things took a turn with a twist.
That's where it got weird.
And we mean weird.
It was like a gold mine of information.
What a character this thief was turning out to be!
"I called her to confront her."
It didn't go well.
The lies piled on heavy.
Time to blast her all over every social media platform OP had access to!
Shortly after, OP added an update.
Trying to recover your stolen dog from a thief you're completely aware of is apparently not that easy... or cheap.
And then an unexpected turn ocurred again with another udpate!
Double trouble, escort style.
Finally, some good news.
The woman and her dearly beloved dog were finally reunited!
This time, the police had her back. They were finally on her side.
And the escort? She's in even more trouble than ever before.
Of course, not everyone learns their lesson.
The escort, for example, definitely did not learn her lesson.
And of course, in true Reddit fasion...
OP meme'd her doggo to the delight of all who had been following along.
Let this be a lesson: don't mess with the John Wick's of the world. Even if you don't end up dead, you'll live to regret stealing someone's dog.