The Internet Is In Stitches Over Hysterical "Wife Fails"
Marriage: the life-long commitment we give to one person we want to spend the rest of our lives loving. It can be one of the best things in life to be able to share everything with someone who understands, loves, and wants to support you.
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The highs, the lows, and the more regularly experienced mundane events throughout each and every day. It makes no difference if everything is smooth sailing or if there are rough seas, you can count on at least that one person to have your back.
However, that also means there will almost always be at least one person to witness when we inevitably do something utterly stupid. It’s just an unavoidable part of life that we will make several bad decisions.
Thanks to the internet, spouses have been able to widely share some of the more harmless, but hilarious mistakes their beloved has made. And while it’s an old trope that husbands are a sort of bumbling idiot, we wanted to challenge that trope with some epic fails made by wives.
Because it’s not that one specific gender or partner in a marriage is better than the other, or more competent. We’re all humans, and there isn’t a single one of us who is perfect 100% of the time.
So, continue scrolling to see some of the internet’s best-shared wife fails.
1. My wife said she had something crazy to show me after we ate lunch.
2. My wife using an outlet.
3. I got a text from my wife. “Can you come out? I made a mistake.”
4. Wifey just learnt that you can’t microwave hard boiled eggs!
5. My wife gave me this for our anniversary, she swears its a "p"...
6. So about 6 years ago I lost my wedding ring. I ended up getting a tattoo rather than replace it. We have moved twice since then and live in a different state. My wife just found it in old purse.
7. My wife ate every single marshmallow in a family sized box of Count Chocula. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
8. Funny picture of my wife running to get out of baby picture.
9. I am a menace to society. My dumb pregnancy brain accidentally ordered my husband a burrito with NO TORTILLA
10. First night in the new house and my wife cooks a plastic bag on the brand new stove
11. How to tell your husband you accidentally shrank his favorite wool sweater
12. Wife tried to clean my cast iron. How much alimony should I get?
13. My wife isn't great at measurements and ordered a 28" pizza for the two of us.
14. Wife decided we needed a HEPA filter in our bedroom. She picked it out and set it up; has been saying that she doesn't think it works. 6 months later, I decided to change the filter... I blame myself.
15. I don't know what to do.... my browser history just revealed that my wife is a cheating ass bitch.
16. When you try to surprise your husband for his birthday but you forget the “B” so it’s just a normal “happy day”
17. I'm 6'2", my wife is 4'11" and is in charge of putting up mirrors
18. My wife wonders why the vacuum hasnt been working.
19. Put my fries next to my husband's ash tray in the car. Continued to browse reddit on my phone while blindly grabbing fries and stuffing them in my mouth. I don't want to talk about the rest.
20. Wife wanted to get down our Christmas tree from the attic. I told her not to step on the drywall… She later admitted that she didn’t know what drywall was.
21. My wife got a tattoo yesterday about Down syndrome. Our 2 year old girl has Down syndrome and this was for her.
22. My wife spent the last 5 hours carefully making dinner and specifically the gravy. She went to strain it so she could get the extra stuff out, and accidentally poured it directly down the drain.
23. Wifey bought popcorn because we have a microwave in the hotel room...
24. Bought some electric clippers to give myself a quarantine cut. Asked my wife to help me trim up the back.
25. My wife doesn't know I'm working from home today. This is my wife, working on her novel. Expected release date: 2052.
26. The way my wife loaded the dishwasher
27. My wife's big moment presenting a birthday cake at work....
Same vibes
28. My wife tossed a pile of laundry into the dryer. Along with a brand new box of 500 dryer sheets…
29. My wife after a 13 hour nursing shift in the Covid Unit.
30. My 39-week pregnant wife went to the store to “get stuff for dinner”. This is what she came home with
31. My wife worked for an hour on this peach crisp and burst into tears right before my parents showed up to our house.
32. I’ve accidentally shrunk my husbands jacket. Husband for scale
33. Wife lost a sewing needle in the carpet and I found it a few days later...
34. When you decorate for your husbands 35th birthday today....only to find out it’s his 36th birthday....
35. Yes that's my husband cleaning a protein shake off of the ceiling
36. This is how my wife decided to unpack her new cable
37. This is how my wife leaves a dish after taking it out if the oven and WALKS AWAY. We have children and a dog...
38. Wife doesn’t pay attention to what we already have when buying groceries.
39. My wife just got this huge banner for work. Perfect.
40. Came home from work. Wife said bedroom was humid so she turned on the dehumidifier. Look over in the window and notice she has a humidifier running
41. We're moving... this is how my wife packed the kids' dolls.
42. My wife likes to keep dog food beside coffee beans. Guess what I did at 5:30 am this morning
43. My wife meant to send me that message...and accidentally sent it to the woman she was about to have a phone interview with for a job.
44. My wife's attempt at making vegan waffles...
45. "It's always so cold in our house. Our furnace sucks." -Wife Jan2020 -32C
46. My wife left a pen in her pants pocket
47. My wife never finishes a bottle of shampoo or body wash before buying a new kind and leaving the old ones.
48. Woke up and discovered my wife moved our coat stand yesterday.
49. My Wife helped me sunscreen my back at beach day today (TWICE)!!
50. Wife bought a new plant pot and put it on the shelf over the toilet. And hour later we heard a crash...
51. Happy Father’s Day to the best!!! I was supposed to cook this feast and he let me nap, when I woke up he had cooked his own celebratory dinner
52. Asked wife to pick up some bleach while she was out doing errands. Her exact words after I looked at this like WTF was “It was a little pricy but at least it smells good and not like all the other bleach.”
53. My lunatic wife cuts bananas in half and just leaves the top
54. My husband asked me to heat up the croissant and that he wanted it very crunchy.... i guess i nailed it
55. My lovely wife bought a new screen and a cat door to go in it. Took a few hours and she was so so proud of herself
56. Not sure the wife understands what freezer bags are for...
57. Wife got assigned a random tag at the dmv. Didn’t read it til she got home.
58. Moved our extremely heavy King Bed headboard for the first time in 5 years. Guess which side my wife sleeps on.
59. When your husband won’t stop complaining about the underwear you put in his stocking being too tight.
60. My wife putting this peanut butter in the trash because it’s empty...
61. My wife leaves me notes in the morning. I hope this one’s not finished.
What makes these captured fails even more enjoyable is how clear they weren’t shared with the intention of embarrassing their wives any further. Sometimes being able to laugh at our embarrassment is the best way to relieve the sting.
We would love to know about any of your own funny mishaps, so please share with us in the comments. And share this with your friends!