The Hilarious Moment These People Realized Their Significant Other Was Seriously Stupid
Alright, maybe it's not fair to say they're seriously stupid. We all have bad days, brain farts, moments of fog and fatigue, right? Right. However, when the love of your life has one of those moments it can be irresistible not to share the hilarity. That deep belly laugh they invoke is just the sort of thing today's couples rationally turn to the Internet to share, and quite frankly we couldn't be more grateful.
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I'm sure as you shake your head and laugh out loud, you'll also keep in mind that one time your partner looked at you like you had 6 heads and not a single one contained a brain cell.
"Not sure if the wife understands what freezer bags are for."
That, or she understands too well.
"Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen"
A keeper.
"My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given..."
Whoops.
"Girlfriend Said "The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking". Took Me A Minute To Decipher"
Oh dear.
"I Was Running Late, So I Asked My Wife To Get The Grill Going. I Came Home To This"
What on earth?
"My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon"
D'awh, it's adorable.
"GF Asks About That "Aids In Space" Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me"
I'm not going to stop laughing about this, either. But for those of you too young, this is the song.
"My girlfriend asked me why do I have a Jesus figure."
Fair enough, Qui Gon Jesus.
"My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her..."
"And she's in college for brain and behavioral neuroscience" - J-Mart11
"Here's How My GF Heats Up A Tortilla"
Oh no baby, what is you doin'?
Sometimes you gotta ask for the picture much sooner.
Louie's is the 3rd cousin of Lowe's that nobody shops at.
So close, yet so far.
To his credit, she could have made it even more explicitly clear. Because, men.
"My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer"
...Before or after the dog got ahold of it?
"My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique"
Cute.
"My Wife Thought She Bought Me Socks With Palm Trees On Them. Bless Her Heart, She Had No Idea"
Innocent as heck.
"Asked BF To Put Away Our Dog After Letting Him Out To Pee"
"He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received Dilaudid at the hospital for a kidney stone. BF was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely." - ilachi21
"My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards"
That's very sweet, I hope some of them can be returned.
"My wife got our daughters matching shirts."
The irony was lost on her.
"I swallowed tweezers."
"My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I asked 'did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?' he said 'of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?'" - OnlyEightAreMilhouse
Honestly, I'm mildly impressed by the stupidity here.
"I've heard of 'painting yourself into a corner,' but my wife took it a step further. I don't even know..." - power-cube
A story for the grandchildren, for sure.
"I proposed to my GF this weekend and proceeded to drop the ring down a gopher hole."
"I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes"
BIG whoops.
"Asked My Wife To Look For A Chucky Mask So I Could Scare The Kids. She's Too Innocent"
First of all, where on earth did she find this? Second of all, it's probably better this way because traumatizing your kids isn't funny.
"My wife using an outlet."
HOW
"Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music"
I'm sure at a quick glance this could have been anything.
"My Friend's Wife Doesn't Understand Perspective"
There's still time to learn.
Swing and a miss.
"Asked wife to pick up some bleach while she was out doing errands. Her exact words after I looked at this like wtf was, 'it was a little pricey but at least it smells good and not like all the other bleach.'" - jeffy983
"My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car"
Which one is the idiot here?
"I asked my girlfriend how badly her screen as cracked after she dropped her phone. She sent me this."
At least she tried.
"My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm"
...Very strange.
"The wife just said there was so much sodium they just put OMG."
I am not ready to believe anyone is that stupid.
"While Watching The Football Game Last Night My Wife Ask, "Why Do They Tell You What Political Party The Players Support?""
ROOKIE mistake. *ba-dum-tiss.*
"My Girlfriend Made Pasta Last Night And Wanted To Keep It Warm For Me..."
Holey-Moley.
"Found this on my girlfriend's butt."
I bet she also insisted, "I'm not sitting on the remote."
"I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means"
Maybe she's just old school.
Car stuff can be hard.
"My wife calls me in a panic and says: 'The helicopter light came on in my truck.'"
Not everyone gets "forced perspective."
"Friend sends me pic of his new truck, my girlfriend wanted to know why it had a little waffle house in the back." - DerryDeez
...Only boyfriends do crap like this.
Silly, very silly, boyfriends.
"My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book"
We haven't all been there but those of us who have understand her pain.
"My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said "Oh Oy Oh" On Them... I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down"
Whoops.
I'd play this, would you?
Epic.
Sometimes you just want to do something spontaneous for your significant other.
And he ruins it, but at least you got a hilarious story out of it.