Imaginations Run Rampid While Discussing Alien Invasion As They Stumble Upon Wildlife Via Tumblr

by Shasta

Aliens.

Real or not real? So many unanswered questions. So many things that suggest they are real, Area 51 for example. My oh my, that was quite the craze over 'attempting to raid it' last year wasn't it?

Okay, just for a second let's say, they are real. They're about to invade our planet. Once they do, they come up upon bears, fish, lions, giraffes, rhinos, deer. I could go on for days? What do you suppose their reactions would be? "Beam this one up Scotty." Yeah they probably have way better names than we do too.

Well Tumblr subscribers literally had this chat. And the contents is gold.👇

We definitely deserve to be wiped off the planet.

We definitely deserve to be wiped off the planet.

Well there's badgers...

Well there's badgers...

They'll tear you to shreds.

They'll tear you to shreds.

Giant antlered moose...The foul odor of a skunk..

Giant antlered moose...The foul odor of a skunk..

Skunks...Yup. They do significantly smelldage.

Skunks...Yup. They do significantly smelldage.

Leopard will eat earth native without hesitation.

Leopard will eat earth native without hesitation.

Check- mate.

Check- mate.

The gahhhh dammmmn emuuuuu's.

The gahhhh dammmmn emuuuuu's.

Kangas. They'll punch you where it counts.

Kangas. They'll punch you where it counts.

Go forth into enemy territory!

Go forth into enemy territory!

Eeeeeeek beeeee!

Eeeeeeek beeeee!

And then there were bugs.

And then there were bugs.

Snakes...Possoms..mice. GTFO!

Snakes...Possoms..mice. GTFO!

No one actually knows how we still exist here.

No one actually knows how we still exist here.

Y'all need antibiotics!

Y'all need antibiotics!

Alien smayliens!

Alien smayliens!

Oh...you forgot about the dragons eh?

Oh...you forgot about the dragons eh?

Face it. Other life would be dominated on our planet. Or would it?

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