50 Comedically Bad Haircuts Cats And Dogs Edition

Show them to your pets and remind them how good they have it

Chelsi

• Published in Animals
• September 9, 2022

There is no question that having pets bring joy into our lives. It is a privilege to take care of animals — emphasis on privilege because it is expensive to provide for our adorable little pets.

There is absolutely no question that devoted pet owners love their little buggers but man, do they put a dent in our monthly budget. We have to account for their food, vet visits, vitamins, and grooming.

Taking our pets to professional groomers is a must, especially for breeds that are on the more furry side. Each grooming appointment will set you back around $100 or more.

The frequency of those visits will of course vary on the kind of pet you have. Personally, my dog goes to the groomer every six weeks or so for hair maintenance.

Sure, I can learn to do it at home but I do not trust myself enough not to fail horribly. Not to toot my own horn, I did try to cut my dog's hair but it was an unpleasant experience for both of us.

I was covered in fur while he had to live with a hairstyle only a two-year-old with crafting scissors would be proud of. The professional groomer gave me grief when we went on our appointment and I've learned to trust them since then.

There are some owners who religiously take their pets to the grooming salon but still end up with terrible haircuts. These failed cuts are legendary and deserve all the attention.

1. Bet the manager had an earful after this cut

2. Do you have any bottles that need thorough cleaning?

3. What 'ya lookin' at?

4. Your face after spring break

5. Henry looks like he enjoys a six-pack every meal

6. He looks like a cross between a shaved turkey and a Husky

7. The third picture is the first time he saw himself

8. He can be a cast on The Lion King or Madagascar and no one would even look twice

9. An owner's greatest pride is when their pet becomes a meme

10. Gonna have so much fun on the stairs!

11. No, it's not ready to talk about it yet

12. Experimental EP release at midnight

13. Is the dog named Alf?

14. What were your instructions exactly?

15. It's like being naked with only socks and gloves on

16. That's enough problem solving for today said the barber

17. Do ya'll live in a windmill?

18. These bodega cats look like they're in an off-off-off Broadway production of, well, Cats

19. Does he make knives?

20. I feel like leaving some of his hair is a cruel reminder of how cute he used to be

21. Ah! Avert your eyes!

22. Was the haircut ever completed because this looks like a masterpriece already

23. Tina Turner would be proud

24. 10 hours in deep existential crisis

25. Nah, it's definitely about that hairdo

26. Every art student at least once in their lives

27. Inspired by matchsticks

28. The majestic fur is not going to grow the same way

29. It looks like it got drunk, got naked, and slept at the wrong house

30. The joy has left its eyes

31. That goatee rarely works on humans, what made you think it would look awesome on a dog?

32. It feels wrong to see this

33. Good to know that corgis remain thick without fur

34. Nope

35. The cat now has a real reason to be grumpy

36. Your cat sassed his way out of the salon

37. You will always be famous, blond dog

38. It's like they tried to make it look like a rabbit

39. "I look hideous, don't I?"

40. Are you entitled to a refund if the haircut is this bad?

Look at the poor dog

41. When the artist is paid in exposure

42. "Leave me alone with my programs. I don't want to see anyone right now."

43. Remember when you were a kid and your parents keep telling you you're good looking?

44. Did she give the vet a piece of her mind?

45. Look closely

46. Your dog belongs in a different era

47. We've seen enough of them here

48. If you don't scroll down, the bad haircut won't be real

The least you can do is give the poor pup some treats after this bad cut

49. That bandana ain't fooling anybody

50. Safe to say that dog will remain inside the car until the fur grows back

Apparently, laughing at your pets after they get a terrible haircut can give them a complex. When they look this ridiculous, it's so hard not to laugh at them and take tons of photos to share with everyone you know.

We're supposed to reassure them that they're still the best boys or girls in our lives. Can we do it with a straight face? That's the real challenge.

Chelsi