Utah Mom Tweets All The Incredibly Bizarre Names She Found In Her Kid's Yearbook

Look, we get it, you created this one-of-a-kind miniature human being and you want their uniqueness to not be limited to their genetic make-up. A particularly original name that sets your precious fruit of the loin apart from the rest is a sure-fire way to make sure that nobody mistakes your kid with another, right? In all fairness, that's completely true. Your one-of-a-kind legal name does set your kid apart from the rest but that doesn't mean they stand out for a good reason.

Case in point? Allison Czarnecki, a mom from Utah turned to Twitter one evening to share some of the most absurd and ridiculous names she found in her child's yearbook. To see so many asinine names in one place... well, it can only be explained so many ways.