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Utah Mom Tweets All The Incredibly Bizarre Names She Found In Her Kid's Yearbook

by Elana

Look, we get it, you created this one-of-a-kind miniature human being and you want their uniqueness to not be limited to their genetic make-up. A particularly original name that sets your precious fruit of the loin apart from the rest is a sure-fire way to make sure that nobody mistakes your kid with another, right? In all fairness, that's completely true. Your one-of-a-kind legal name does set your kid apart from the rest but that doesn't mean they stand out for a good reason.

Case in point? Allison Czarnecki, a mom from Utah turned to Twitter one evening to share some of the most absurd and ridiculous names she found in her child's yearbook. To see so many asinine names in one place... well, it can only be explained so many ways.

Buckle Up, Buttercup.

Buckle Up, Buttercup.petit_elefant

How many of these can you pronounce? I'm stuck at: 3 or 4 of them.

How many of these can you pronounce? I'm stuck at: 3 or 4 of them.petit_elefant

Someone needs to stop these people.

Someone needs to stop these people.petit_elefant

I never knew there could be so many ways to spell Jackson and that each one would be as dumb as the rest.

I never knew there could be so many ways to spell Jackson and that each one would be as dumb as the rest.petit_elefant

I am going to agree with her favorite.

I am going to agree with her favorite.petit_elefant

These are not made up. This is not a drill. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

These are not made up. This is not a drill. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.petit_elefant

Oh no, high-school, too??

Oh no, high-school, too??petit_elefant

With a name like that, who needs to worry about being bullied for hair or nose or height.

With a name like that, who needs to worry about being bullied for hair or nose or height.petit_elefant

We knew what to expect and we are still horrified.

We knew what to expect and we are still horrified.petit_elefant

Someone needs to stop these people.

Someone needs to stop these people.petit_elefant

HAHAHA

HAHAHApetit_elefant

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