People Share The Dumbest Names They've Encountered And Here Are 40 Of The "Best" Ones
When we think of weird baby names, celebrities are the first people that come to our minds. Elon Musk and his X Æ A-12, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s daughter Suri, etc.
But giving weird names to their babies is not limited only to the stinking rich. No, regular people do it also.
Is it because they want to make their kids stand out from the crowd? Well, this is a really stupid way, and many of these parents should be locked away for doing that to their kids.
It is pure abuse, no doubt about it. We have to say that the names often turn out to be dumb totally unintentionally.
Or, should we say because of lack of intelligence. How else would you describe people with the last name Banger who name their child Baby?
Or the Metheny family calling their child Crystal…Those are accidents just waiting to happen. They make you wonder about what were the parents thinking.
We have compiled a list of the 40 of the dumbest names, and we know you are going to love them. Just, please, do not find them inspirational. Take a look:
1. "Now That's A Great Name For A Neuroscientist"
somedaveguy2. "To Briefly Return To A Previous Theme Of “Great Names”.if You Need A Vasectomy In The Austin Texas Area - Dr Dick Chopp Is Your Guy"
timesromanau3. "Beezow"
TheBlackPanda 4. "These Were The Names Of My Dad's Teachers In Pre-School"
Infection2335. "The Big Question Of The Commonwealth Games"
acslaytaa6. Nice to be proud
SykesDaMan7. "Saw This Last Name On The News Today"
rhodapenmark
8. "A Republican Candidates Unfortunate Name"
tillicum
9. “Hey Guy, What’s Your Name?”
Drink_Clorox_and_Die
10. "Perfect Name For A Lawyer"
timmaeus
11. Why? Why? Why?
AnnaBanana
12. "Honestly, I'm Not Surprised To See Someone With A Name Like This In Small Claims Court"
gtmaggie1
13. Judge Willie Stroker
K R
14. Birth Certificate upon request
AnnaBanana
15. "Unfortunate Name"
LeakyDeadstick
16. "And The Award For The Worst Name Goes To"
AlphabetSmut
17. "I Met This Guy Ar Burger King, A Asked If I Could Take A Picture. It Was His Real Name!"
Shotdownace
18. "That's An Even Better Name You Have There"
BONA1
19. "Sackrider"
Sarcastic Cow
20. "Boss Last Name"
NumeroUnoHueHue
21. "Surely A Form Of Child Abuse?"
imgur.com
22. Gay Saylor
Vic
23. "Tokyo Sexwale, The Best Name In The Universe?"
social_pariah
24. "Great Name For A Marijuana Researcher"
xilefogayole3
25. Lucious Pusey
best turtle
26. "When You Think Criminal Names Aren't Obvious Enough"
FilmReviewer101
27. Dr. Grossweiner
Vinay Pai
28. Judy Graham Swallows
Julia Atkinson
29. Dat Ho
ticktock44
30. "Unfortunate Name Tag I Found At Work"
derptree
31. Tiny Kox
wikipedia.org
32. Ballitch
Vinay Pai
33. Jack Goff
PandaJon
34. "What An Interesting Name..."
OneCello
35. Fagley Dork
Luna W.
36. B. J. Day
huskers.com
37. "I See Your Most Unfortunate High School Teacher Name, And Raise You A Most Unfortunate Elementary School Teacher Name"
Int0TheV0id
38. "I Have An Unfortunate Last Name. Sometimes I Get Targeted Advertisements, That Can Go Horribly Wrong"
Wienerwrld
39. Ok Suk Whang
K R
40. "Worst Name Ever"
psychoholic
Parents can name their kids whatever they want. Legislation is pretty loose. Names forbidden by law are King, Queen, Jesus Christ, III, Santa Claus, Majesty, Misteri Nigger, Adolf Hitler, Messiah, @, 1069, etc.
Also, names shouldn’t have numbers in them. But the inability to use numbers doesn’t seem to stop people from coming up with the most ridiculous names. Maybe those people would be better off with names like C3PO or R2D2…
