Some people are getting their spring-cleaning on...
Others are, well, not handling this whole quarantine bit very well.
Like, at A L L !
For whatever reason, life seems to give us the big middle finger smack in the middle of a travesty, and these people got a colossal middle finger.
MY HEART GOES OUT TO Y'ALL!
I've just been telling my kids, "hey can we just focus on not breaking any bones today? Okay? KAY!"
Seems to be working so far.
Truth is, real character will shine through during these times. So pay attention. And for your sake, I hope you chose a bangin' a$$ partner.
Or... You might be hanging out in the boat with these suckers.
Go nowhere, see nothing is today’s mantra for an estimated 20% of the world’s population. But let’s be real. Nobody saw the global lockdown coming.
All the more so, nobody could expect how drastically it would change our daily lives.When the home becomes your only playground, simple things get really damn complicated.
From your TV dying on the first day of quarantine to walking around with a tooth knocked out because all non-essential business is closed, there are too many things that can go wrong.
#1 What in the... HELL NO!
#2 The cats have no idea what they have just done...
#3 I wonder what statistics look like since the self isolation and quarantine have been implemented.
#4 Isolation schooling sure has proven challenging for many...
#5 You ordered tp from Wish... Didn't you?
#6 I'm so sorry little dude!
#7 When construction workers are deemed 'non essential'...
#8 This reminds me, I need to go cut my husband's hair... Brb!
#9 I would CRY my bloody eyes out!
#10 Make sure anything scissor like is put way up high...
#11 Everything's fine, it's all FINE!
#12 Hey, I applaud this woman. Gotta show off that gown somehow!
#13 Time for grocery pick-up... Pick up a new TV!
#14 What are the odds? Seriously?!
#15 I don't even think 'traitorous bastard' begins to cover it...
#17 "Our platform generates unique classroom codes for each course. For my course, I have to screenshot and send "Jizzin' To God" to all my students." HAHAHA Ahhhh naaaaaah!
#18 When your bathroom floods and you're devastated at your loss.
#19 "Bought donuts for the office, only to be told I need to self quaratine." Today seems like a good day to stress eat, my dude.
#20 Nothing like a quarantine during the middle of a remodel. SNAP!
#21 Noooooooo! Not the wine!
#22 I got you... .25 cents per square!
#23 R.I.P. old buddy, old pal.
#24 Hey, quarantine cleaning has some perks.
#25 Always grab a few boxes, kids LOVE boxes.
#26 When a bachelor has to quarantine...
#28 There's no way someone left that there on purpose, right?
#29 Note to self, be very careful at the moves you make during isolation.
#30 When the repair guy leaves in a panic after he hears about the coronavirus. Well, sh!t!
#31 Why are people like this? Someone threw a rock through the window at 4am...
#32 When your wedding is postponed but stuff you ordered for it still continues to show up...
#33 That was the last of the wine... CRAP!
#34 You break your phone, you rush to buy another. You get a more expensive phone, theeeeen break it right out of the box. FACE PALM!
#35 Had groceries delivered... Just wanted bananas though.
#37 First day, kids clogged the toilet. Second day, this. Welcome to quarantine.
#38 Ration while you can, man. LOL
#39 Note to self, remodeling yourself is essential. No oven, no stove, nodda. UHG!
#40 Stuck in quarantine with little to do already, and the GPU decided it was done with life.
What are the funniest quarantine fails you've heard so far?
Share them with us in the comments!