The Internet Cannot Decide Whether A Giraffe Would Wear A Tie At The Top Or Bottom Of Its Neck And The Arguments Are Hilarious
Hello and welcome to the most important debate you will encounter today. Yes, even in the midst of all the global problems and uncertainty, this will occupy more of your brain (probably, anyway).
I will advise that if you have an important decision to make today, you make that one first and then return to this post. Reading this post first could mean that you struggle with the actual real questions you will have to answer today, so read on with caution.
This comedian, who Tweets under the user @jeremythunder, has asked one of the most important questions of our era: how do giraffes wear ties?
Here is the question, helpfully illustrated.
A very strong opinion here
An excellent point: it would depend on the shirt
Which raises excellent questions about giraffe shirts
You cannot apply human tie logic to giraffes
But someone could tie it for them?
Like those beautiful father-son bonding scenes in movies.
