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14 Tweets Warning You Why Girls Named 'Jessica' Are The Toxic Millennial-Equivalent of Women Named 'Karen'

by Ariana

Over the last couple of years, women named Karen seem to have gotten a pretty rap. We use the term 'Karen' for any woman who is above 45 and is acting particularly irritating.

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The same can be said for the term 'boomer'. Boomer though more of a uni-sex interchangeable term can be used as a blanket terms of anyone over a certain age who is acting in an irritating, old-fashioned or combatively conservative way.

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While both these terms were coined by millennials for older individuals, boomers and Karens are now being joined by Jessicas, a much younger but equally as annoying counterpart.

Keep reading to see why the internet feels that girls named Jessica will probably ruin your life.

Jessicas are bra-less.

girls who will absolutely ruin your life:

-girls with a septum piercing
-girls that wear chunky filas
-girls that don’t wear bras to class
-girls named Jessica that divorced me and took the kids and won’t even let me see them on Christmas
-girls that work at spencer’s

— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) August 22, 2019
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Couldn't get Michael Kors if you were...

We all know a girl with a fake Michael kors bag named Jessica

— miriam (@WeAllKnowA) November 14, 2015
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Yes, riddle me this?

Why do all girls named Jessica like horses

— mikey (@notmikeydavis) March 20, 2017
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Alexis, the evil twin.

I can't wait to have kids so I can teach them lessons like how you shouldn't pee into the wind and not to trust girls named Jess or Alexis

— Luke Lyman (@blameprometheus) March 30, 2015
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That's a fact.

all cocker spaniels look like girls named jessica don’t ask me why that’s just the way it is

— 𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 (@madisutton) January 20, 2018
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They should!

Girls named Jessica definitely know how to fight

— KGB 🍑✨🏴‍☠️ (@kgb_notorious) January 8, 2019
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Just college stuff.

just shotgunned a beer while wearing a ZTA shirt do any girls named jessica wanna go out with me

— blake (@BlakeHunter_) July 8, 2019
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This should be illegal.

I just saw the name Jessica spelled like "Gesika," so I think I'm done with humans now. It's been real.

— krispy 🌮 (@KrispyTacoBelle) June 21, 2018
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*bRaTtY*

no one:

girl who won’t stop loudly sipping the melted ice in her starbucks drink that she finished an hour ago: my name is jessica but my boyfriend calls me a brat💅🏻😌

— a (@brokeangeI) February 27, 2019

Say yes!

if my name was Jessica my only pickup line would be "say yes to the Jess"

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) February 26, 2014

Gemini for life

y’all fall for this crap every year. and every year professional astrologers tell y’all to not believe this, but you still let a news article written by some girl named jessica who only knows her sun sign cause an ex boyfriend who’s ~spiritual~ asked her one night https://t.co/9MhUVCqOHw

— thomas halbert (@ThomasBeautyy) October 2, 2019

Of course she stans

$10 to any the 1975 stan who’s name isn’t holly, olivia, mia, ava, sophie, jessica, emily or abigail

— liz 🌿 (@Iizrouss) June 29, 2019

Jessica drinks white-claw

Spring Break Essentials:
-bikini
-beers!!!
-1 ghost named "Jason"
-17 tractors
-Jessica
-staircase
-real couches
-a boy named Brenda

— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) April 2, 2015

Boom!

when i asked my mom why she never gave me an american/european name she said "white ppl names dont mean anything. so many white men named rich. but are they rich? they are rich in nothing. they are miserable" and thats why im bao and not like, jessica

— 🦋 (@coldtakesonly) May 3, 2019

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