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People Are Roasting Parents Who Gave Ridiculous Names To Their Children - Top 30 List

by Damjan

You should embrace your name, no matter how odd it may sound, and be proud of who you are. Having a decent sense of humor and understanding that not everyone will "get" your name is key.

Sure, some people might say it incorrectly a dozen times, but it's an important part of who you are. Our names are important, but they do not define us.

Even though some names give a certain impression about a person's character, we often see that names rarely go hand in hand with the character. We've all met boring Sophias and hilarious Cliffords and Maynards.

However, there are some extremes that almost guarantee nothing good could ever happen to that person. Making the choice of a child's name as a parent is equally significant because it will shape that child's future.

Because, let's face it, giving your child a name that is wildly unusual and bizarre would probably make life miserable for them on the playground. And it's just a start.

School bullies will be waiting in line to have a shot at the kid with the bizarre name. And there won't be any place to hide.

Unfortunately, it will continue all through college, employment, and probably even in the nursing home. If you think we are exaggerating, just take a look at these names:

1. Archie Pelago

1. Archie PelagoRebecca Mis

2. Super Funk

2. Super FunkMichele Van DettiReport

3. Elysium vs. Nemesis (Heaven vs. Enemy)

3. Elysium vs. Nemesis (Heaven vs. Enemy)Jessica Malone

4. Literaleigh

4. LiteraleighJenna Lane,twitter.com

5. Happy birthday... He is lucky, he still doesn't understand what his parents did to him...

5. Happy birthday... He is lucky, he still doesn't understand what his parents did to him...Kady Beth Gallagher

6. Qwinzleigh

6. QwinzleighCarley Copeland

7. Aquamarine - Melody. And if you think that's weird... They call her Aqua

7. Aquamarine - Melody. And if you think that's weird... They call her AquaKristie Samantha Burton

8. Some people are truly blessed

8. Some people are truly blessedEmily Haines

9. What? Was someone just hitting random letters on the keyboard?

9. What? Was someone just hitting random letters on the keyboard?Brandy Muz

10. Some people should be prohibited by law to name their kids. (maybe even to have them in the first place)

10. Some people should be prohibited by law to name their kids.  (maybe even to have them in the first place)Alondra J Garcia

11. Paycen?

11. Paycen?Skyy Noelle

12. Otter?

12. Otter?Kayla Binder

13. Famous baby

13. Famous babyJosephine Alicia Martinez

14. Ovari? And his brother Uterus?

14. Ovari? And his brother Uterus?Jessica JC

15. Well, the name sure sounds royal...

15. Well, the name sure sounds royal...Grace Morgan

17. So many great names. Makes you wonder about their inspiration. Oh, is there a Sparkly?

17. So many great names. Makes you wonder about their inspiration. Oh, is there a Sparkly?Madi Funn

18. Ka-Ah names....

18. Ka-Ah names....Group member

19. Taysom

19. TaysomKaty Alaniz Lpc

20. Foreign Prince

20. Foreign PrinceJessica Valle

21. Blakli

21. BlakliKady Beth Gallagher

22. Furman and Forbes

22. Furman and ForbesBrandy Muz

23. Midnight Maverick

23. Midnight MaverickDana Frankovich

24. Piech

24. PiechGroup member

25. Galaxyus

25. GalaxyusKatie Hagen

26. The Official Name Reveal!!!!!!!

26. The Official Name Reveal!!!!!!!Minnie Arouf

27. Memphis and Tullsa

27. Memphis and TullsaDenver Quinn

28. Stover Boone

28. Stover BooneKrista Brownell

29. Lemmyn Opal

29. Lemmyn OpalAlly Judy

30. Nope, not to close together at all...

30. Nope, not to close together at all...Group member

There is a trend of parents choosing the craziest names. They believe a strong and unusual name will help their children distinguish themselves from the crowd and guide them through life.

And it seems that parents are handing over their duties to names. Before, it was a parent's job to help the child grow into a strong, respectful, and kind individual.

Now, it is like - "here is your name. It's quirky and unique. Make the best of it. Now go."

Just imagine how many times in life these kids will have to spell out their names to other people....

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