Thanks To Twitter People Are Sharing Their Strange Food Habits That Will Make You Feel Normal

Some of you have seriously crossed a food line.

Elana

• Published in Funny
• February 20, 2019

If you've ever travelled or moved long-distance then there's a high probability you've realized there are cultural and regional food choices that literally don't exist elsewhere. Sometimes unique food choices that are regional are not that weird. For example, in the southwestern United States, especially the state of New Mexico, it is perfectly normal to put green chile on literally everything. Even international restaurants have regional specials with green chile on them that you can't find elsewhere. That's not very weird but realizing that there are unique food choices out there made one Twitter do the unthinkable: ask Twitter a question. Twitter user @kyry5 asked:

What's a strange food habit you didn’t realize was bizarre until way later than you should have,” he asked, before offering his own: “My dad raised me to butter my Pop-Tarts and I had no idea that was ASININE (“extremely foolish or stupid”) until someone saw me do it in college.

The answers have left us shook. It's one thing to butter your poptart but there are potential psychopaths eating frozen Eggo waffles... still frozen and fish-sticks... with peanut butter. The following responses are either going to make you laugh or barf, possibly both at the same time. You've been warned.

A little sweet, a little salty.

Sweet and salty can pair well together but I am definitely not sold on this one.

Lick it and stick it.

I mean, who doesn't appreciate a little extra salt? Not enough to lick chips but... I guess.

Disgusting.

I'm calling the police.

A... classic?

You gotta do what you gotta do, I guess.

Crunchy

I've heard of people eating uncooked ramen noodles before but not like this.

WHY

Does it take too long to toast? Are you a monster? We need to know.

You've taken something beautiful and ruined it.

Again, sweet and salty can pair well but this is a travesty.

Salad is sometimes used very loosely.

But I can confirm that salads just like this are served in Nebraska all the time.

Swell.

I guess as far as this list is concerned, a buttered saltine cracker isn't the grossest thing ever.

I'm not sure this is abnormal anymore.

I'm willing to bet most of us know someone who does this.

A true monster.

This is wrong on so many levels.

This is not the way it's supposed to be.

You've done a disservice to both brownies and milk.

This is an expensive habit.

Why would you do this?

Nothing wrong with a little crunch.

...But jelly and chips is weird as heck.

Creamy.

I have literally never, ever heard of someone doing this. You should not be allowed in public.

Buttered Up

What is it with you people and butter?

Cereal Serial Killer

What other evil things have you done?

This is too weird.

Just take the damn stem off, you freaks.

Would you like some fat with your fat?

This is not healthy, mentally or physically.

Tipsy

Sometimes you just have to spice things up, I guess!

If only there was some solution to this.

Like, I don't know... sliced cheese?

Oh no.

How did your family not intervene for seven years?

Dunkers

WHY?

You're a monster.

I'm not even sure this is safe.

Saltine Soup

Why eat soup when you could eat mush?

Sweet and Cheesy

This one sounds a little weird but sweet stuff goes really well with cottage cheese. Some people mix in peaches or pineapple, others mix in honey! Try it sometime.

Low on the offender list.

There is nothing wrong with seasoning your avocado a little bit.

Is this witchcraft?

I'm deeply concerned.

Crispy Cheese

This is not okay.

This is most unusual.

It's probably weirdly healthy, though.

What the WHAT

Go home, you might be drunk.

Elana