Business Owner Gets Free Vodka From Creepy Contractor Who Ogled His Wife At Work Without Knowing They Were Married
A shrewd businessman got free booze from a sleazy contractor who ogled his wife. The 40-year-old happily married OP could have confronted the contractor but decided to have fun over the man's obvious attraction to his wife.
OP and his wife are co-owners of a stone countertop shop. His wife oversees the daily operation of their business, while OP works during the weekdays and tackles their paperwork and other IT-related matters during weekends.
OP gave a vague description of their looks since they were relevant to his petty revenge story. In his own words, OP said that he aged like milk.
His wife who is a fashion and fitness enthusiast, aged like wine. Their running joke is that her looks are why their business does so well.
OP went to their shop on a weekday to help unload new inventory for their showroom. One of their contractors showed up at 3:30 p.m. to drop off a check and discuss a new project with OP's wife.
He didn't even notice OP as he chatted with his wife. OP saw the contractor ogling his wife's behind as she walked around the shop.
He also stared down her shirt when she was at the front desk to deal with the paperwork. OP just shook his head during the contractor's 20-minute stay in their shop.
OP was done for the day just as the contractor left. He and his wife went their separate ways as she still had to handle payroll and go to the bank.
u/PM_Georgia_OkeefeOP decided to stop by a local bar for a beer before running home. The contractor who ogled his wife was there.
u/PM_Georgia_OkeefeOP sat near him. The guy chatted him up when he saw the logo on OP's shirt. He steered their conversation to OP's wife.
He said he didn't know how OP could work with her around. OP dismissed him and said that she was pretty cute.
The contractor replied that OP's wife was the type of woman who could drain his bank account. He eventually asked what kind of drink she enjoyed, so OP decided it was time for a small payback.
u/PM_Georgia_OkeefeThe next day, OP's wife went home with a bottle of vodka courtesy of the sleazy contractor. His wife's love for gin slipped OP's mind when the contractor asked about her drink of choice. OP had a great Sunday morning drink thanks to the contractor.
u/PM_Georgia_OkeefeTheir marriage is a breeze compared to the typical relationships we read about online.
NC_82_SCThey may fight over the last piece of bacon, but they will never doubt their commitment to their marriage.
PM_Georgia_OkeefeIt's his fault for dismissing OP as just another busybody in the shop.
Reddit
She wouldn't think about it because there is nothing wrong with what she was wearing in her place of work.
PM_Georgia_Okeefe
Creeps are going to act how they want to no matter what the other person wears.
Reddit
OP and his wife are perfect for each other!
thornyrosary
Each time he tries something, wouldn't you know, the price of his materials just went up by 5%.
Cherry_Crystals, PM_Georgia_Okeefe
Now they know to brace themselves when this contractor is around.
Strike_McKnifeson, PM_Georgia_Okeefe
It wasn't the first time that OP and his wife turned the tables around the person who tried to hit on her.
PM_Georgia_Okeefe
We'll end this on OP's sickeningly sweet line!
vertigo72, PM_Georgia_Okeefe
OP and his wife have a great sense of humor. They know their value in each other's lives and where they stand in their marriage.
It will take more than a few sleazy passes from randos to break them apart. OP will have an endless supply of booze if the contractor doesn't wise up.
