People Get Weird Compliments All The Time, And These Folks Decided To Share Theirs
"I wish I could be invisible like you."
Compliments are so complicated, and it is an art and a science at the same time. Receiving and giving praise is sometimes hard because different people have different ideas about what compliments are.
Some people really like doughnuts, and for them, the most beautiful thing you can say to another person is that she smells like a doughnut. Now, most of us like doughnuts, but we would never think of comparing a human being with them… But people are people…
Reddit users are sharing the strangest compliments they have ever received, and they are both funny and scary at the same time.
1. Doughnuts smell nice…
"That I smelt like doughnuts.
This was from a very drunk man who was taken by my vanilla perfume, and then proceeded to bring all his friends over to sniff me…"
2. A cult leader in making...
“90% of women you meet won’t like you. But the ones that do are gonna be obsessed with you and hang on your every word. You have the charisma of a cult leader.
Something like that. I still don’t know what to think of that."
3. Underachiever….
"At an airport an employee said, “You look like you should be somebody.”
After I said something like “Thanks…I think,” he then clarified that he meant like an athlete or actor. I do think it was meant as a compliment, but since then I’ve been haunted by the feeling that I haven’t lived up to my potential."
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4. A connoisseur…
"I was told that I have nice legs by some random guy that didn’t have legs at Wal-Mart once."
5. Like bathing suit material...
"When I was young and getting a physical from a doctor, she was kneading my boobies for tumors and such, when she said “huh, your skin feels like bathing suit material.”
I was stunned, and I asked her, “is… that a bad thing?”
She seems equally stunned and replies with, “no, I don’t think so…”
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6. That’s all I wanted to hear…
“You look like you could beat a door down,” in response to asking how a pair of shorts looked."
7. Nice thighs...
“I don’t know if that person over there is a guy or a girl but I would kill to have their thighs.”
8. Invisible...
"Not me, but I’ve read on another thread that a shy, unsocial guy was once told by his classmate (who was being repeatedly bullied in school):
I wish I could be invisible like you."
9. How does a person respond to that?
"Your nipples are the most erect I’ve ever seen"
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10. A big strap...
"walking around on a campus, some (drunk? high? totally sober?) guys were passing and one of them said “you look like you have a big dick”, to which another responded “that’s a girl”, so the first guy said “sorry you look like you have a big strap” and kept walking."
11. You should do that more often…
“You’re pretty when you cry.”
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12. A mushroom Queen.
"After cutting my hair really short :
My economy teacher : “I trust you. You are from the Mushroom Kingdom, I trust you.”
This day I learned that my hair inflates like crazy sometimes."
13. Wow.
“Damn, do you have a brother? Cause I would fuck the shit out of him.”
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14. What does that even mean?
"My OB/GYN, in the middle of my Pap smear, said, “you have a wonderful pelvic floor.”
I wasn’t sure what to say, but my brain went on auto and said, “thank you”.
He just nodded and continued the exam."
15. That is what every girl wants to hear…
"That I look like my dad in a dress and yes i am a girl"
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16. Not a conehead…
"Were you a cesarean baby?
Because you have the nicest shaped head."
Damjan
