Woman Makes The Mistake Of Sticking Huge Googly Eyes On Her Nipples And Now They Won't Come Off

Just another product of quarantine boredom.

Sophia

• Published in Funny
• December 18, 2021

If there's one thing that most of us succumb to this whole series of quarantines, and lockdowns, it's buying stuff online that is either completely useless or something to feed our inner child with. But who's to say they are useless if they make us happy?

Life in quarantine has definitely let us explore a lot of things that we did not even think of before the pandemic happened. Boredom has pushed us to do a lot of weird things, including shopping for the most useless yet humorous things to buy on the Internet.

For some, this proved to be a blessing in disguise, as their purchase certainly made up for the week-long or even month-long lockdowns by keeping them entertained. For this particular person, however, things got a little too complicated.

A Reddit user with the handle u/maddaboobles took their dilemma by posting on the platform after purchasing a set of huge googly eyes, along with some other pretty random stuff to entertain themselves and their cat with. However, things suddenly went down into a comical turn after they decided to stick the googly eyes "strategically" in their...well, nipples.

But that's not the problem yet. After OP enjoyed messing around with googly eyes for breasts, she decided to finally take it off but there's one thing keeping her from doing so—the googly eyes themselves as they won't come off.

Check out the story and the reactions that followed!

"TIFU by not thinking before purchasing googly eyes on amazon."

OP became unemployed due to Covid and decided to make use of her time by buying some things on Amazon to keep her entertained.

She saw googly eyes of all sizes and immediately bought it. The sheer joy she had narrating her experience is priceless! Here's when she describes the glorious times of her having fun with the goggly eyes before realizing her mistake.

Now, she can't get it off. She left the googly eyes on her breasts for a couple of hours and fortunately, she was able to get them off with elbow grease and olive oil, which was said in a later edit in the post.

What a perfect opportunity it would have been!

Only the most special ones would ever think of putting it on their front.

Pro tip for anyone that might experience this: do not use acetone!

She's single, BTW.

It's something we all needed today!

Olive oil saved the day.

Well, even a burlesque performer thought of it!

Sometimes women are dopier than men, and funnily so!

"Live, Laugh, Love" in the bathroom but it's "I'm watching you poop" with the matching googly eyes.

This says it all.

"Worst Cosmo article ever."

Should've read it through!

A garbage can with eyes. Literally.

The story's indeed a lot funnier because OP revealed she was a woman.

A woman of humor.

Dear future husband...

Just in case you have further nipple issues.

Here's OP wearing the eyes "the way God intended".

It's not a weird thing to hear that people try all kinds of things while under the influence of boredom, but this one is certainly one of the funniest stories under that category! It was definitely a wild ride, a good thing OP did figure out how to take the eyes off their chest.

Have you ever experienced a similar situation? Comment down your thoughts below or share this for all your family and friends to see!

Sophia