40 People Anonymously Confess Their Deepest Secrets Thanks To The "Fesshole"

Thousands have confessed their sins anonymously for the internet to absolve them

Kylin

• Published in Funny
• January 10, 2023

It’s safe to say that everyone has a secret of some sort that they’ve never shared. While some secrets may be darker than others, it wouldn’t be surprising if, ultimately, most of these closely kept details are relatively harmless in the long run.

It’s been studied that confessing your secrets can be good for your mental and physical health. So, if you happen to find yourself weighed down by your own secret and don’t have anyone to share it with, you can always turn to Fesshole.

Fesshole is a Twitter account (@fesshole) that allows people to confess anything anonymously. From deep, dark secrets to funny blunders and everything in between, users turn to Fesshole to confess and relieve themselves of the burden of the secret they’ve been carrying.

Started by the English co-founder of B3ta, Rob Manuel, in 2019, Fesshole receives up to a whopping 200 confessions a day. As far as we can tell, the vast majority of these confessions are from those in the U.K.

Since then, Manuel has expanded the Fesshole domain beyond Twitter with Facebook and Instagram pages. He’s even published a book with his own personal favorite confessions.

We collected some of our favorite confessions from the Fesshole Twitter account to share with you. Keep scrolling to see what juicy, or just silly, confessions we got!

No longer a regular

An "accidental" typo

The end of an unlikely friendship

Catnappers for good

Magic daffodils

Matchmaking doggo

True love

A pup in the middle

Vacation proposals

Gifts they would have appreciated

Librarian with a bias

The best revenge

Giving their child what they missed

Matching outfit hijinks

A dying wish fulfilled

Matchmaking doctor

A drunken mistake turned into a life-saving vet visit

Pumping up kids with glasses

Home heating apps used for revenge

Here be dragons

Snitches get ignored

Tea bag savior

Teaching them young

Dash cam picks up sound

Coping the best way he can

Bus driver with some power

COVID used as an excuse to miss out

A good neighbor

A hidden note in a hidden box of condoms

A heartbreaking confession

A white lie for good

Moisture inspired parody

A fashion designer with no gay-dar

Music snob trying to influence their partner

Ride or die Grandma

Funny faces hidden behind disrobing

Fool-proof confessional disguise

A white lie gone wrong for the liar

Hair loss pills mistaken for heart treatment

Not that strap-on

Reformed animal lover

While Fesshole has a Google doc for submitting your confessions, it’s hard to know for certain how anonymous your confession is. I’m not so sure I’d ever confess my secrets online, what with how everyone has their own digital footprint and all.

Maybe I’m just paranoid. Have you ever, or would you share your own deepest, darkest secrets online?

Let us know your thoughts in the comments section, and share this with your nosiest friends, who will love reading these confessions!

Kylin