Have you heard the term "Karen?" It's no longer a simple and common name... it has become a significant cultural term that most people have become familiar with for either the best reasons or the worst. A "Karen" is not just any woman, she's the woman who wants to speak to the manager and not because you've done anything wrong, but because to a fully fledged Karen you cannot do anything right.
Being called a "Karen" is not a term of endearment and if you've earned the title then you're probably going to want to speak to my manager for writing this.
The self-entitled Karen erupts out of nowhere, declaring a state of "emergency."
However, this is a Karen we are dealing with. She has defined the emergency for herself and it is not what you would expect. This is an... airpods emergency? For a teenager?
Alas, a logical thinker is interacting with the Karen and they are not putting up with this tomfoolery.
Sounds an awful lot like this was never about the teenager, either!