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15 "Anti-Matt" Tweets For Anyone Who’s Ever Had A Bad Matt Experience

by Stephanie

According to the Twitter-verse, if your name is Matt, you owe us all a huge apology. It's okay, we'll wait...

But seriously, there are an infinite amount of Tweets circulating that all seem to be on some kind of an anti-Matt crusade. So, Matt's of the universe I put it to you, what have you done? How bad could you possibly be to deserve this?

From suggesting that anyone who has ever dated a Matt should be entitled to compensation to coming up with the idea that welcome mats should be replaced with guys named Matt who lay down and say "Welcome," whenever someone walks by; we have 15 of the harshest "anti-Matt" Tweets getting around below.

Scroll down to take a look!

#1 Okay?

in 2020 we are not talking to any guys named matt

— liz (@unrealizzztic) December 31, 2019

#2 There's something different about this one.

my friend: so the new person you’re dating is another white guy named matt whose parents pay his rent?

me: yeah, but like, there’s something different about this one.

narrator: there was in fact not anything different about this one.

— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) November 24, 2019

#3 That's very specific.

boys that will definitely ruin your life:

1. any boy named kyle
2. all matts
3. chads (or anything with -ad)
4. any variation of zachary
5. any guy whose name starts with j

— liz (@unrealizzztic) October 8, 2019

#4 “If you don’t work out, we won’t work out.”

Dating apps be like:

Matt, 30, financial analyst, enjoys craft beer and hiking

Matt, 33, holding a dead fish: “let’s eat pizza and watch the office”

Matt, 28: “if you don’t work out we won’t work out” “go birds” 6’1” because apparently that matters”

— jb (@jessbee_) December 26, 2019

#5 You maybe entitled to compensation.

have you or a family member ever dated a guy named matt. you maybe entitled to compensation

— discount miranada cosgrove (@sarahnicoleryer) October 15, 2019

#6 An interesting decade.

My decade in dating:
2010: serial killer
2011: human dial tone
2012: dial tone
2013: best friend
2014: best friend
2015: slut
2016: slut
2017: slut
2018: guy who compared me to a mailbox
2019: 15 guys named Matt

— linda (@lwatts_93) December 28, 2019

#7 They were all named Matt.

fun fact: ur body count doesn’t increase if u have already previously had sex w someone w that name. so for example, my body count this year was 1, bc even though i slept w 17 guys, they were ALL named matt.

— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) December 25, 2019

#8 Fact.

90% of guys named Matt have their name on twitter and instagram as mattyice

— sara no h (@sargoldsteiin) March 12, 2014

#9 ...and 2 guys named Matt.

what up we’re 5 White Dudes in a Band, this is our drummer Mustache SticknPoke, our bassist NailPolish Earring, lead singer Denim Glasses, and 2 guys named Matt. Altogether we have 3 famous dads, 6 DUIs, and 4 pics of us on a couch outside.Our EP ‘My ex is crazy’ out on bandcamp

— gluten-free baguette (@DerivativeSin) April 23, 2019

#10 Hmmm.

I have slept with enough guys named Matt to populate a small town in Ohio

— Amy Cardinale (@thingsamytweets) September 20, 2018

#11 It's a problem.

the hardest part about working in tech is telling the difference between all the white guys named matt

— kiersten (@kierstennamber) July 30, 2019

#12 Fair point.

Frat boys will find out you like Kpop and be like "WTF dude 12 guys in one group lol how do you tell apart they look the same" even though they had 4 white guys named Matt in their pledge class of 15.

— long island’s boy (@stephengriswold) December 20, 2018

#13 A noble purpose.

i do believe i was put on this earth to systematically ruin the lives of white men by dating them, to ensure that guys named matt have full blown panic attacks every time they get a text message.

— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) October 24, 2019

#14 Worthy of a formal complaint.

There's too many guys named "Matt" at this Whole Foods.

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 6, 2018

#15 Welcome "Matts."

When I am king, all welcome mats will be replaced by guys named Matt who lay down in front of doors saying "welcome" to whomever approaches.

— Some call me RZA (@jrza206) July 17, 2015

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