Growing up and getting older has its benefits, but once you can drink alcohol legally and rent a car without the over-25 premium, the benefits kind of wear off and you realize you're just getting plain and simple, OLD! I turned 30 this year, and I have to say, being carded at the liquor store on my birthday was the greatest gift I ever received.
The responsibilities of being grown are just kind of too much sometimes. I miss the days of minimal responsibilities and people having barely any expectations of me because I was young.
I've taken to referring to myself as a 30-year-old-kid or stay-at-home-daughter when I'm faced with adult responsibilities, like having to call and book my own dentist appointments!
If you fit into this same line of thinking and wish you could just watch cartoons and eat cereal all day, check out the tweets below that encompass these feelings perfectly!
Me: oh cool, it’s so early. I can get some work done or go to bed early and get some rest— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) July 9, 2020
Me (two hours of staring at the wall doing nothing later): well, time to go to bed at my normal time
Europeans' out of offices are like "I will not be working until 18 September. All emails will be automatically deleted."— Leanna Orr (@LeannaO) July 10, 2020
Americans: "I am in the hospital. Email responses may be delayed by up to 30 mins. Sorry for the inconvenience! If urgent, please reach me in the ER at..."
Me after I do 10 squats and don’t see a difference in my ass https://t.co/dbvCk5cTEO— Nikki (@nikkiluhvii) July 10, 2020
why do people say "keep up the good work" i already did the good work and now i would like to stop— isha patnaik (@ishapatnaik) July 8, 2020
I remember when I was younger I thought perish was a good word. I was praying with my family one night and I prayed that we would all perish. The silence that filled the room is unforgettable 😂🤣😭— Tanjiros cousin. (@NifiiOA) July 10, 2020
Jobs: NOW HIRING— jenn stan acc 🌶 (@mendozur) July 10, 2020
Jobs: Not you tho
absolutely can’t relate to people who are like “don’t fuck w me. you’ll regret it.” you can absolutely fuck w me and i will not retaliate whatsoever. i sleep 4 hours a night, i never eat vegetables, i literally don’t have the energy.— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) July 20, 2020
as a child i really thought the bermuda triangle was going to pose a lot more problems for me than it actually has— probably not dracula (@thotdem0n) June 23, 2020
Welcome to middle age. Clean sheet night excites you now.— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) August 2, 2020
If you aren’t addicted to McDonald’s then your parents are probably still together— Kelly Collette (@KellyCollette) July 30, 2020