The Future Is Here; Personalized ‘Edible Anuses’ Are All The Rage For This Christmas
What could be a more perfect gift, than something so sentimental and close to your, erm, heart?
In this day and age sometimes it can be tough to keep up with this material world we live in. Whether it is a birthday, Christmas or any of the other many holidays, you can struggle sometimes to find the perfect gift for your significant other.
Fear not for those days are over! We present to you, the Edible Anus! For the low, low price of just $38.95 the guys at Edible Anus will mold your booty hole into a delicious chocolate morsel.
They will even package it in a classy little box, sorted by flavor of course, and deliver it to your door.
You can get a generic shape, or you can get your own butt molded specifically. They will actually pour chocolate into your butthole and make the mold from that, before replicating it in different flavors for your enjoyment.
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This is from the company's website -
"The Edible Anus first saw the light of day in 2006 when the London artist, Magnus Irvin, made a range of them in multi-coloured chocolate to present in an exhibition. It was at the ensuing show that he met and formed a partnership with Mr Ritzema, a tall man of Dutch desent. Since then the two of them have worked together to make the range of products available today."
"Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global."
Jack
