Dad Of Four Daughters Shares Their Hilarious Daily Antics On Twitter To Everyone's Amusement
James Breakwell's Twitter handle is "XplodingUnicorn," and it really fits. I mean, as a dad of four daughters, all under 9 years-old, what could better describe day to day life than exploding unicorns? The professional comedy writer has achieved quite a bit of Internet fame with his humor accounts but he's also a pretty accomplished book writer with his comedy parenting guides, and he's showing zero signs of slowing down with two books expected to launch in late 2019 and early 2020.
Sincerely, his day to day humorous reflections on rearing 4 daughters on Twitter is what truly leaves us devoted as followers. The things his kiddos do and say are too funny not to share, we're almost wondering if an incredible sense of humor is genetic or if the rest of us just aren't paying close enough attention to our own hilarious children?
Cough-Cough, Hint-Hint
Subtle.
James BreakwellYou know what?
She's got a point.
James BreakwellCuddle Life
Kids are something else.
James BreakwellMore life goals.
This how we know the kids are being raised right.
James BreakwellPanic-Cakes
I'm actually surprised there's a child that doesn't like pancakes in this life.
James BreakwellShe's going places.
Hilarious places.
James BreakwellWhose candy is it really?
We all know.
James BreakwellTo the beat of your own drum, kiddo.
I like the way she thinks.
James BreakwellI'm going to stash this idea away in my "for future use" mental file.
She's brilliant.
James Breakwell
She knows.
She knows.
James Breakwell
Goals
Wolf Army is goals, right?
James Breakwell
Life Lessons
Someone's taught her well.
James Breakwell
There is no right answer.
You're screwed.
James Breakwell
Meowy Interesting
I hope she achieves these goals.
James Breakwell
Ominous as heck.
Is this psychological insight or a coincidence? Only time will tell.
James Breakwell
My kind of people.
She's cool as heck.
James Breakwell
Thinking hard or hardly thinking?
Have you ever seen a kangaroo? They're beastly as heck.
James Breakwell
Heck Yes!
She's a cool kid.
James Breakwell
Safety Plans
I wouldn't be scared of monsters either under these circumstances.
James Breakwell
Kids, right?
Humans are so bizarre.
James Breakwell
She's on to something!
Who has time for negativity? Not children.
James Breakwell
She's not wrong.
It's not about fun anymore. Sadly.
James Breakwell
She's got a lot to share with you.
Enjoy your cult.
James Breakwell
Relatable
There's nothing wrong with thriving in chaos, right?
James Breakwell
