James Breakwell's Twitter handle is "XplodingUnicorn," and it really fits. I mean, as a dad of four daughters, all under 9 years-old, what could better describe day to day life than exploding unicorns? The professional comedy writer has achieved quite a bit of Internet fame with his humor accounts but he's also a pretty accomplished book writer with his comedy parenting guides, and he's showing zero signs of slowing down with two books expected to launch in late 2019 and early 2020.
Sincerely, his day to day humorous reflections on rearing 4 daughters on Twitter is what truly leaves us devoted as followers. The things his kiddos do and say are too funny not to share, we're almost wondering if an incredible sense of humor is genetic or if the rest of us just aren't paying close enough attention to our own hilarious children?
She's got a point.
Kids are something else.
This how we know the kids are being raised right.
I'm actually surprised there's a child that doesn't like pancakes in this life.
We all know.
I like the way she thinks.
Wolf Army is goals, right?
Someone's taught her well.
I hope she achieves these goals.
Is this psychological insight or a coincidence? Only time will tell.
She's cool as heck.
Have you ever seen a kangaroo? They're beastly as heck.
She's a cool kid.
I wouldn't be scared of monsters either under these circumstances.
Humans are so bizarre.
Who has time for negativity? Not children.
It's not about fun anymore. Sadly.
Enjoy your cult.
There's nothing wrong with thriving in chaos, right?