Dad Of Four Daughters Shares Their Hilarious Daily Antics On Twitter To Everyone's Amusement

by Elana

James Breakwell's Twitter handle is "XplodingUnicorn," and it really fits. I mean, as a dad of four daughters, all under 9 years-old, what could better describe day to day life than exploding unicorns? The professional comedy writer has achieved quite a bit of Internet fame with his humor accounts but he's also a pretty accomplished book writer with his comedy parenting guides, and he's showing zero signs of slowing down with two books expected to launch in late 2019 and early 2020.

Sincerely, his day to day humorous reflections on rearing 4 daughters on Twitter is what truly leaves us devoted as followers. The things his kiddos do and say are too funny not to share, we're almost wondering if an incredible sense of humor is genetic or if the rest of us just aren't paying close enough attention to our own hilarious children?

Cough-Cough, Hint-Hint

Subtle.

Cough-Cough, Hint-Hint

You know what?

She's got a point.

You know what?

Cuddle Life

Kids are something else.

Cuddle Life

More life goals.

This how we know the kids are being raised right.

More life goals.

Panic-Cakes

I'm actually surprised there's a child that doesn't like pancakes in this life.

Panic-Cakes

She's going places.

Hilarious places.

She's going places.

Whose candy is it really?

We all know.

Whose candy is it really?

To the beat of your own drum, kiddo.

I like the way she thinks.

To the beat of your own drum, kiddo.

I'm going to stash this idea away in my "for future use" mental file.

She's brilliant.

I'm going to stash this idea away in my

She knows.

She knows.

She knows.

Goals

Wolf Army is goals, right?

Goals

Life Lessons

Someone's taught her well.

Life Lessons

There is no right answer.

You're screwed.

There is no right answer.

Meowy Interesting

I hope she achieves these goals.

Meowy Interesting

Ominous as heck.

Is this psychological insight or a coincidence? Only time will tell.

Ominous as heck.

My kind of people.

She's cool as heck.

My kind of people.

Thinking hard or hardly thinking?

Have you ever seen a kangaroo? They're beastly as heck.

Thinking hard or hardly thinking?

Heck Yes!

She's a cool kid.

Heck Yes!

Safety Plans

I wouldn't be scared of monsters either under these circumstances.

Safety Plans

Kids, right?

Humans are so bizarre.

Kids, right?

She's on to something!

Who has time for negativity? Not children.

She's on to something!

She's not wrong.

It's not about fun anymore. Sadly.

She's not wrong.

She's got a lot to share with you.

Enjoy your cult.

She's got a lot to share with you.

Relatable

There's nothing wrong with thriving in chaos, right?

Relatable

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