James Breakwell's Twitter handle is "XplodingUnicorn," and it really fits. I mean, as a dad of four daughters, all under 9 years-old, what could better describe day to day life than exploding unicorns? The professional comedy writer has achieved quite a bit of Internet fame with his humor accounts but he's also a pretty accomplished book writer with his comedy parenting guides, and he's showing zero signs of slowing down with two books expected to launch in late 2019 and early 2020.

Sincerely, his day to day humorous reflections on rearing 4 daughters on Twitter is what truly leaves us devoted as followers. The things his kiddos do and say are too funny not to share, we're almost wondering if an incredible sense of humor is genetic or if the rest of us just aren't paying close enough attention to our own hilarious children?

Cough-Cough, Hint-Hint

Subtle.

You know what?

She's got a point.

Cuddle Life

Kids are something else.

More life goals.

This how we know the kids are being raised right.

Panic-Cakes

I'm actually surprised there's a child that doesn't like pancakes in this life.

She's going places.

Hilarious places.

Whose candy is it really?

We all know.

To the beat of your own drum, kiddo.

I like the way she thinks.

I'm going to stash this idea away in my "for future use" mental file.

She's brilliant.

She knows.

She knows.

Goals

Wolf Army is goals, right?

Life Lessons

Someone's taught her well.

There is no right answer.

You're screwed.

Meowy Interesting

I hope she achieves these goals.

Ominous as heck.

Is this psychological insight or a coincidence? Only time will tell.

My kind of people.

She's cool as heck.

Thinking hard or hardly thinking?

Have you ever seen a kangaroo? They're beastly as heck.

Heck Yes!

She's a cool kid.

Safety Plans

I wouldn't be scared of monsters either under these circumstances.

Kids, right?

Humans are so bizarre.

She's on to something!

Who has time for negativity? Not children.

She's not wrong.

It's not about fun anymore. Sadly.

She's got a lot to share with you.

Enjoy your cult.

Relatable

There's nothing wrong with thriving in chaos, right?