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Dad Of Four Daughters Shares Their Hilarious Daily Antics On Twitter To Everyone's Amusement

by Elana

James Breakwell's Twitter handle is "XplodingUnicorn," and it really fits. I mean, as a dad of four daughters, all under 9 years-old, what could better describe day to day life than exploding unicorns? The professional comedy writer has achieved quite a bit of Internet fame with his humor accounts but he's also a pretty accomplished book writer with his comedy parenting guides, and he's showing zero signs of slowing down with two books expected to launch in late 2019 and early 2020.

Sincerely, his day to day humorous reflections on rearing 4 daughters on Twitter is what truly leaves us devoted as followers. The things his kiddos do and say are too funny not to share, we're almost wondering if an incredible sense of humor is genetic or if the rest of us just aren't paying close enough attention to our own hilarious children?

Cough-Cough, Hint-Hint

Subtle.

Cough-Cough, Hint-HintJames Breakwell

You know what?

She's got a point.

You know what?James Breakwell

Cuddle Life

Kids are something else.

Cuddle LifeJames Breakwell

More life goals.

This how we know the kids are being raised right.

More life goals.James Breakwell

Panic-Cakes

I'm actually surprised there's a child that doesn't like pancakes in this life.

Panic-CakesJames Breakwell

She's going places.

Hilarious places.

She's going places.James Breakwell

Whose candy is it really?

We all know.

Whose candy is it really?James Breakwell

To the beat of your own drum, kiddo.

I like the way she thinks.

To the beat of your own drum, kiddo.James Breakwell

I'm going to stash this idea away in my "for future use" mental file.

She's brilliant.

I'm going to stash this idea away in my James Breakwell

She knows.

She knows.

She knows.James Breakwell

Goals

Wolf Army is goals, right?

GoalsJames Breakwell

Life Lessons

Someone's taught her well.

Life LessonsJames Breakwell

There is no right answer.

You're screwed.

There is no right answer.James Breakwell

Meowy Interesting

I hope she achieves these goals.

Meowy InterestingJames Breakwell

Ominous as heck.

Is this psychological insight or a coincidence? Only time will tell.

Ominous as heck.James Breakwell

My kind of people.

She's cool as heck.

My kind of people.James Breakwell

Thinking hard or hardly thinking?

Have you ever seen a kangaroo? They're beastly as heck.

Thinking hard or hardly thinking?James Breakwell

Heck Yes!

She's a cool kid.

Heck Yes!James Breakwell

Safety Plans

I wouldn't be scared of monsters either under these circumstances.

Safety PlansJames Breakwell

Kids, right?

Humans are so bizarre.

Kids, right?James Breakwell

She's on to something!

Who has time for negativity? Not children.

She's on to something!James Breakwell

She's not wrong.

It's not about fun anymore. Sadly.

She's not wrong.James Breakwell

She's got a lot to share with you.

Enjoy your cult.

She's got a lot to share with you.James Breakwell

Relatable

There's nothing wrong with thriving in chaos, right?

RelatableJames Breakwell

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