Photographic Proof That Nothing Is Funnier Than Sibling Rivalry

1. "My Appendix Burst And My Brothers Are Wankers"

He needs a shirt that says, "I almost died and all I got was made fun of."

2. "My Nephew Waiting For His Brother To Come Out Of His Bedroom"

Ready, Aim, Fire.

3. "I Had A Lot Of Explaining To Do When My Parents Found This On Their Camera Roll... In My Defense He Deserved It..."

Babysitting your own siblings is hard.

4. "We Always Get Each Other Ironic Gifts, My Little Sister Killed It This Year: Batteries Not Included"

Tight budgets bring out the best in family gift exchanges.

5. "My Sister Works In A Coffee Shop And I Went In To Visit Her This Weekend. The Love Is Real"

Art.

6. "My Mom Made Me A Sandwich For Work But My Brother Saw The Note Before Me"

The oldest trick in the book.

7. "Did Your Siblings Ever Tell You Were Adopted? Did They Ever Make Fake Adoption Papers And Emails? Well Mine Did"

Help, I can't stop laughing... the creativity and sense of humor displayed here raises the bar for every sibling rivalry on the planet.

8. "Every Younger Brother Knows The Pain"

That's what happens when hand-held consoles are too expensive for us to afford one for every kid, especially the ones that can't read yet.

9. "My Sister Said "Powerwashing Does Nothing". I Retaliated In The Only Way I Know How"

If you have to prove a point, turn it up to 11.

10. "My Mom Wanted A Selfie Of Her Sons At Our Sisters Wedding"

Nicely done.

11. "My Sister Was Suppose To Come Over This Weekend And Drink Hot Cocoa With Me, But She Decided To Spend It With Her Friends Instead. I Sent Her This To Express My Disappointment"

Tease away the sadness. Tease it away.

12. "My Sister And Her Boyfriend Are Heading Up To Our Cabin Tomorrow Night, So I Left Them A Present For When They Turn On The Lights"

BOO!

13. " "Shirtception" - My Favorite Gift Every Year From My Brother. We're Now At Level 5"

I want to see level 9,000.

14. "Parents' Reaction To My Best Man Speech At My Brother's Wedding: Priceless"

Now all I want is to hear the speech.

15. "My 16 Year Old Sister Said She Will Keep Adding Band-Aids To My Car Until I Get My Dent Fixed. Day 96"

Challenge accepted.

16. "I Just Turned Thirty Years Old And Have Mixed Feelings About It. My Younger Brother Sent Me This Care Package"

Cheers to reclaiming your childhood in your 30's.

17. "My Brothers Picked Me Up From The Airport. It Was A Full Plane"

At least everyone was happy for you!

18. "Brother-In-Law Made These. I Took A Bite Expecting A Hotdog. They're Doughnuts"

I'm so confused.

19. "So My Pregnant Sister Trusted Me With Decorating For Her Gender Reveal Party..."

If you don't get it, I'm not going to explain it.

20. "My Sister And I Painted Each Other Bob Ross For Christmas, Turns Out We Have A Similar Sense Of Humor..."

I want to be in this family now.

21. "My Brother And His Fiancé Left Me Their House For The Weekend. So I Made A Terry Crews Shrine In Their Entryway"

Be careful who you ask to house-sit.

22. "My Sister Slapped Me Over The Head With This And Asked If I Expected It"

BOOM

23. "My Little Brother Worked At My Shop With Me Today, And I Convinced Him That Brick Mopping Is A Thing"

If it works, it ain't stupid. But the brother is stupid.

24. "My Brother Decided To Take This Lovely Photo Of Me, 2 Months Pregnant, Crying And Eating Ben And Jerry’s"

That's what siblings are for.

25. "The Moment My Friend’s Son Realizes That He’s No Longer The Baby Of The Family"

You're a big boy now.

26. " My Two Older Children Were Trying To Lay Out All Of Their Pokémon Cards, But The Youngest Kept Intervening, So They Duct Taped Him To A Chair"

Problem solving skills +1

27. "When I Was Younger I Used To Like Pulling The Heads Off Of My Sister's Barbie Dolls And Drawing A Face On The Stump Underneath"

Ah, the old head shrinking Barbie game.

28. "Girlfriend's Brother Was Very Honest Today"

Mom made me.

29. "My Brother Needed A Place To Stay For The Night So I Built Him A Home"

Forts never get old.

30. "My Wife's Sister Is Coming To Visit. Getting The Guest Room Ready"

We've done it everywhere. No surface is safe.

31. "My Brother Never Fails To Disappoint With His Personalised Christmas Gifts - This Year He Made Me A Calendar"

Amazing, literally amazing.

32. "I Texted My Younger Brother During Graduation To Remind Him That Full Time Employment Is Right Around The Corner"

Tick-tock, bro.

33. "When Your Older Brother Is Learning To Drive"

It's dangerous to go with one seat-belt, take all of these.

34. "Replaced My Little Sisters Graduation Photo With One Of The Supreme Leader 3 Weeks Ago. Dad Still Hasn’t Noticed"

Sometimes you just tune things out.

35. "Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate"

Arr matey, no one teases you like your brother.

36. "Bought My Brother Tree Trimmers For Christmas, Built A Cardboard Frame Around Them And Wrapped Them Like This"

I'm not even mad, I'm legitimately impressed.

37. "My Sister Got Me This Card After I Gave Birth"

Respect the vagina.

38. "My 13 Year Old Sister Thinks She’s Hilarious"

Hey now, teenage siblings are the best at being funny.

39. "My 3-Year-Old Finally Beat Her Brother At Candy Land. He Was Not Okay"

Sore losers are definitely a sibling thing.

40. "I Like To Make My Brother Look Like A Bad Parent"

One of these days.

41. "How My Graphic Designer Sister Likes To Send My Christmas Presents"

If this isn't the funniest...

42. "My Friend’s Cousin Stayed Home New Year’s Night So He Could Spend It With His Sister"

Smart kid.

43. "This Is How My 2.5-Year-Old Niece Insists On Holding Her New Baby Brother"

Gotta assert dominance right away.

44. "Faceswapped My Brother And My Daughter. I Will Never Stop Laughing At This"

Face swap technology is both hilarious and horrifying.

45. "Sister Welcomes Newborn Sibling To The Family"

When you were happy being an only child.

46. "Made Masks Of Sister's Fiance Face For Bachelorette Party, This Is What She Walked In To"

I have never seen a better way to celebrate a bachelorette party in my life.

47. "How I Returned My Sister's Computer After Fixing It"

When there's a tech guru in the family you know things are going to get good.

48. "About 5 Years Ago, I Put Googly Eyes On A Picture Of My Brother As A Baby. They're Still There To This Day"

Looks about right.

49. "My EMT Brother Got Me A Very Important Medical Bracelet This Year"

I need ten of these, STAT.

50. "Extra Embarrassing"

It doesn't even say anything embarrassing, that's the best part... I think.