In the great war that continues to rage between Millennials and Baby Boomers, it's frequent and almost expected that Millennials are going to get the sh*t end of the stick. Despite the fact that most of them are in their 30's now, they're treated like giant cry babies, almost always by Boomers, or sometimes by other Millennials who don't realize they are actually Millennials. Wild, isn't it?
But let's ask the real tough questions. What's up with people over 40? You've been around long enough not to be such a grade-A pain in the ass, yet here you are constantly doing things that make us scratch our heads in pure puzzlement. It's something we're finally starting to talk about more. Check it out:
I could be wrong, though. Not everyone over 40 is already on that path. Maybe it's because you're so very far away!
There is no logic to this behavior.
It used to be required. BACK IN THE DAY.
How dare you?
The system is designed that way.
And trust me, you do not actually want to see them.
Am I too close to 40?
That's technically what it's doing, you pleb.
Especially since they're such prudes about any skin outside the locker room, ever.
They think it's ridiculous.
Do old people like gross stuff?
Or something along those lines.
If you pronounce things fancy, you sound smarter than you are.
When you're old.
Please, PLEASE send a text.
It's gross by itself.
I don't know.
Is the world going too fast for ya?
They also have to add commentary. Like, why?
Nobody wants to hear the texts you're sending!
Most of them are arthritis.
It's a very annoying sound, please stop it.
Using your ringer is super lame, dude.