If you've got kids you know they can be super annoying, an absolute handful and have the ability to suck the fun and enjoyment out of just about ANYTHING.... but they can also be awesome!
Some of the hardest times I've laughed have been because of things my daughter has said. She is 4 and she is probably the funniest person I know. PERIOD.
Below are parents tweeting the funny, weird and down-right relatable things their kids have both said and done. If you've got kids, this will all make total sense...
If you don't have kids... you'll be confused. If you're TRYING to have kids, this may make you re-think everything.
My kids at 7:00 am on a school day: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) December 7, 2019
My kids at 5:00 am on a Saturday: GET MY FLUTE WE ARE TAKING THIS PARTY TO THE NEXT LEVEL WHERE IS MY FUCKING FLUTE DAD
[parents on the phone]— Marcy G 🍕 (@BunAndLeggings) November 12, 2019
It's going ok PLEASE DON'T LICK HER idk if we'll be able to WHO SPILLED WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR go eat lunch with you GET OFF THE TABLE i'll txt you later OMG IS THIS POOP?! bye.
Daughter: Daddy, can I have breakfast?— Prime Nate (@GorillaNipples1) August 24, 2019
Me: *puts up hand* Talk to the hand.
Daughter: *into my hand like she’s ordering at a drive thru* I’d like some pancakes.
Me: What's the first rule of cooking?— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) November 13, 2019
4: Don't put your hands in your butt.
None of the parenting books tell you that your 2 year old will name her feet Tommy (R) and Omar (L), yet here we are.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) November 20, 2019
Parenting books there should be:— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 16, 2019
-Life After Lice
-There’s a Turd in the Tub, Now What
-This is the Day You Remember the Grocery List
-How to Read Your Teen’s Emojis
-Finding Inner Peace and Your Child’s Shoes
-How to Start a Successful Carpool
the best thing about babies is they have no idea what’s going on. i was holding my baby and trying to eat but i dropped a little piece of lasagna on her and didn’t have a free hand to wipe it off so i just leaned over and ate it off her head. she has no clue what i did— dj pop a titty out (@cuntyspice_) December 17, 2019
my daughters version of trick or treating was asking every single person if they had a puppy she could pet and then sitting on each porch for five minutes petting their dogs and honestly it’s a good version— stay at home nerd (@alovablenerd) November 1, 2019
[texting son]— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) January 14, 2020
17: my gf wants sanitary napkins in pink packaging, I can't find them
M: send a pic, I'll help
my 4 yo can run his tablet like he's a mini Bill Gates— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 16, 2020
when i was 4 i was literally outside eating ants.
My 2 y.o. talks a lot of shit for someone who can literally be picked up and placed wherever we need him to be.— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) September 17, 2019
I asked my 5yo to spit out his gum before bed. He said it wasn't gum.— Articulate_indy (@Articulate_indy) January 16, 2020
"What is it?"
Goodnight folks. Sleep well.