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According To Twitter, If God Created All Of The Things In This World, He Would Have Been Having A Field Day

by Lana

Some of Earth’s creatures are more bizarre than others. Even the more normal creatures (if you can call any of them normal after this) suggest a sort of blasé, devil-may-care attitude when it comes to natural design.

It makes you wonder, just what-on-earth God was thinking, or drinking, while populating planet Earth. If you sit and think about some of them for too long, things get weird.

The Twitterverse is rolling with this train-of-thought and is in a frenzy musing about God’s, well, muse. This collection of Tweets hilariously covers the basics: from spiders to millipedes; birds to fish; and corgis the strangest creature of all, humans.

#1 Snakes

#1 Snakes
via: tater tot bros

#2 Spiders

#2 Spiders
via: matt__nelson

#3 Bees

#3 Bees
via: themiltron

#4 Ants

#4 Ants
via: robiticcrab

#5 Butterflies

#5 Butterflies
via: NewDadNotes

#6 More Bees

#6 More Bees
via: mems_krispy

#7 Frogs & Plagues

#7 Frogs & Plagues
via: robiticcrab

#8 Octopus

#8 Octopus
via: NewDadNotes

#9 Mushrooms

#9 Mushrooms
via: Skoogeth

#10 Jellyfish

#10 Jellyfish
via: prakhrrrr

#11 Tigers & Guinea Pigs

#11 Tigers & Guinea Pigs
via: ginadivittorio

#12 Centipedes

#12 Centipedes
via: ArfMeasures

#13 On Naming Birds

#13 On Naming Birds
via: Shen_the_Bird

#14 Owls

#14 Owls
via: R_P_Nunes

#15 Parrots

#15 Parrots
via: NewDadNotes

#16 More Parrots

#16 More Parrots
via: TheDreamGhoul

#17 Coconuts

#17 Coconuts
via: roxiqt

#18 The Bald Eagle

#18 The Bald Eagle
via: KylePlantEmoji

#19 Seahorses

#19 Seahorses
via: NewDadNotes

#20 On Destroying Dinosaurs

#20 On Destroying Dinosaurs
via: NewDadNotes

#21 Tiny Saxophones

#21 Tiny Saxophones
via: PaperWash

#22 Otters and Weasels

#22 Otters and Weasels
via: NewDadNotes

#23 Narwhals

#23 Narwhals
via: swan_hillary

#24 Kangaroos

#24 Kangaroos
via: ginadivittorio

#25 Fish

#25 Fish
via: NewDadNotes

#26 Giraffes

#26 Giraffes
via: thewritertype

#27 Swordfish and Hammerheads

#27 Swordfish and Hammerheads
via: NewDadNotes

#28 Sloths

#28 Sloths
via: NewDadNotes

#29 Camels

#29 Camels
via: AtticusFinch79

#30 Horses

#30 Horses
via: ArfMeasures

#31 Cats

#31 Cats
via: teeroy99

#32 Corgis

#32 Corgis
via: NewDadNotes

#33 Humans

#33 Humans
via: woodmuffin

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