Absolutely Hilarious Memes You'll Only Understand If You're From A Small Midwestern Town
Small town living has it's perks, there's no denying it. The people tend to be nice, the crime tends to be low, and it's definitely quiet. But small town living isn't all quaint, it's got its hilarity, too. Even in larger small towns with a couple thousand people, chances are, everyone knows everyone. Everyone is nosy as all hell. Everyone is super, super bored, but their ideas of shenanigans and mischief just result in wide-eyed, nodding from folks in the city.
If you've spent any portion of your life in a small town, you've probably spent most of it there, but these memes and inside jokes are going to speak to your small town soul.
1. Just another cock-a-doodle-doo.
There are worse things.
imgur2. Because there is nothing else to do.
And football is life... this is where small town heroes are born.
imgur3. Nosy, nosy!
The accuracy hurts.
imgur4. It happens more often than you'd think, too.
There may be more tractors than cars, sometimes.
imgur5. Cows for days. And cow poop. And a time of the day where the whole town smells like cow poop.
Three paths: pregnant, on drugs, factory work. Anything else is a diamond in the rough.
twitter6. It's complicated.
You may have heard of "nearby" towns and cities, though.
twitter7. You could tell it to, "mooooooo-ve..."
But it will look at you like you're stupid.
twitter8. Each truck has a distinct sound.
If you think I'm joking then your town isn't small.
twitter9. Every Midwestern Person GETS THIS
'OPE
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10. You're never too old to get tattled on if you live in a small town.
Proof:
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11. 62,000... LOL
No, bless your heart, but no.
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12. It's getting LIT IN THIS BIATCH
This will be the fancy place until an Olive Garden opens.
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13. Europeans will look at this in a completely baffled fashion.
It's just a few states over!
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14. I feel personally attacked, but okay.
We can't help it if the tornado looks cool ASF.
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15. Eventually... it's inescapable.
Thank goodness for the Internet and meeting people from outside your breeding circle, right?
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16. Drive Around
Sometimes in a tractor.
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17. Crime Stoppers
What a conundrum.
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18. Hmm, something doesn't seem right here.
Add about 12 more churches and a McDonalds and you're ready.
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19. Because the teachers drove trucks, too.
DUH Sue-Ellen Bobby-Jean!
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20. Drink, drink, drink.
Alcoholism exists because of small towns in Iowa.
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21. The pinacle of fancy:
Olive Garden.
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22. So many pregnancies.
SO. MANY.
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23. When you have nothing better to do as a police officer.
Try this in Chicago and they'll hang up on you. Try this in even a marginally larger town and you might get a ticket.
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