Mom Asks What Our Kids Names Would Be If They Were Named After WHY We Had Them, Twitter Delivers Hilarious Responses

by Elana

We live in interesting times where some people are trying very, very hard to have children. So much so that they are spending thousands upon thousands of dollars to try and make it happen. At the same time, there is a metric ton of children who are, well, surprises. There are many, many reasons to procreate in this day and age, sometimes we plan and pray for them, other times they take us by shock and surprise, and even then, sometimes they just sort of fall somewhere in between the spectrum.

One mom turned to Twitter to spark a hilarious conversation wondering, "what if we named our kids after the real reason we had them?" Would your children be named IVF or would they be named Skipped A Pill and Netflix N Chill? The responses that rolled in were sincere and hilarious, far more so than expected.

Hey, parents! What's up with those names?

Good 'ol Hennessy.

Hey, parents! What's up with those names?
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"Well, if it were me..."

That's a lovely name.

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Fun Fact:

Some antibiotics can interfere with the effectiveness of some birth controls.

Okay, that's not a fun fact.

Fun Fact:
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They grow up so fast.

Brings tears to my eyes.

They grow up so fast.

50 Shades of Oops

Sometimes it's the book club's fault you felt frisky.

50 Shades of Oops
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Three Kids, Three Fascinating Stories

Imagine try to explain this to your kids.

Three Kids, Three Fascinating Stories
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Sounds like a good time.

Too good of a time, apparently.

Sounds like a good time.
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The great lie.

Those ad campaigns failed them.

The great lie.
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It was a good tiime.

Then it was a not-so-good time.

It was a good tiime.
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I wonder how much she tipped the esthetician?

Because they obviously did a fabulous job.

I wonder how much she tipped the esthetician?
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Close Together

How exciting!

Close Together

The doctor lied.

I wonder if this is related to their soon-to-be third child, who will possibly be named, "vodka was on sale."

The doctor lied.
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Interesting!

Before you have kids, make sure your Saturdays are packed with entertainment and condoms.

Interesting!

My favorite is the 4th kid's name.

I can relate to it.

My favorite is the 4th kid's name.
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Wine SO good

Math SO bad

Wine SO good

Ah, a moment of opportunity!

"You can't leave us alone like that."

Ah, a moment of opportunity!
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They know the truth.

Oh well!

They know the truth.
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Best friends love to get pregnant together!

I mean, why wouldn't you?

Best friends love to get pregnant together!
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On the contrary...

This Twitter user offered a valuable lesson to the parents of Twitter who weren't ready for kids.

On the contrary...

Two kinds of experiences

Stark contrast from each other.

Two kinds of experiences
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