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Absolutely Ruthless Comebacks By Harry Potter Author J.K.Rowling

by Ayoub

Twitter beef is the real deal, people come prepared and ready to fire back at any given moment. These interactions are such a crucial part of the Twitter experience, you will see people spend hours debating people on uninteresting topics.

The worst part about this is when some wannabe comedian tries to roast or debate actual comedians and they end up getting obliterated into oblivion.

Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling is also part of the Twitter community and when necessary, she does a great job delivering some ruthless comebacks. She's on fire and none of these trolls can ever stop her.

1. Oh snap

.@Lukekocura I'd type a longer retort, but these diamond buttons really hurt my fingers. pic.twitter.com/RJ19nIMd94

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 4, 2015

2. Try harder honey

Unless you're actually a hooded chihuahua, I'm pretty sure I win on the 'not hiding' front. I quite like 'old whore', though. #Shakespearean pic.twitter.com/0pIEVfrGn7

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017

3. You'd better hope there's no hell

Lady, if you think the deaths of vulnerable African women are a suitable subject for a pussy joke, you'd better hope there's no hell. pic.twitter.com/PYhAKD0eFG

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 23, 2017

4. Burrrrnnnnn!

.@aboymadeofsky No, Jonathan, I've never made a single decision in my life on the basis of whether it was cool.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 9, 2014

5. Oh boy, he will be thinking about that for a long time

*sighs* Well, who knows? If I try harder, I might be reincarnated as a lonely virgin hiding behind a cartoon frog. pic.twitter.com/EbocdxfJ5o

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017

6. Unless you can get a refund, she pretty much won

Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter. pic.twitter.com/kVoi8VGEoK

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 31, 2017

7. You don't have to expose yourself like that dude

.@sjosiah0 The Internet doesn’t just offer opportunities for misogynistic abuse, you know. Penis enlargers can also be bought discreetly.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 8, 2015

8. Great Idea!

When a pleasure becomes a duty. https://t.co/TZSpmbrtc2

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 9, 2017

9. Wait, this can't be true

@amymeowz I had a waking nightmare where I met a Harry Potter fan who quizzed me on a sub-plot & I couldn't remember what I'd written

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 7, 2014

10. Her little Neville all grown up

.@Mattdavelewis Not as bad as watching Dan in Equus, but close. Warn me next time, for God's sake. https://t.co/r8EUd1GKqT

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 21, 2015

11. It's a gigantic high horse

.@DynamiteTom Gosh, no, I've got several million women sitting beside me. pic.twitter.com/hd41WsW2zN

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) October 9, 2016

12. Ancient Tumblr knowledge confirmed

@diddy_marie_ It would look a lot like this. pic.twitter.com/wPnCh0LPxP

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 9, 2014

13. You've basically won life

If the worst they can say about you is you're an OPENLY GAY EX-OLYMPIC FENCER TOP JUDGE, you've basically won life. pic.twitter.com/j8tUTjODuP

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 3, 2016

14. You'll get it eventually

In - Free - Countries - Anyone - Can - Talk - About - Politics.

Try sounding out the syllables aloud, or ask a fluent reader to help. pic.twitter.com/K1j19EIU5f

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 28, 2017

15. She is ruthless

"the queen's dime." As if I grew up in the palace kitchen, polishing corgis. pic.twitter.com/aCaU1515G8

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017

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