12 Brutally Honest Jokes About Airport By People Who Are Fed Up With The Shenanigans

A little tacky, a little tasteless... very funny.

Elana

• Published in Funny
• October 23, 2019

For over a decade now, the airport has just plain sucked. It's a process that even frequent flyers don't look forward to. The hassles, the luggage checks, the security screenings... the whole place is just a source of anxiety and frustration. Nevertheless, in our modern society travelling via airplane has become quite the necessity for billions of humans on planet earth and to travel via airplane most of us have to use the services offered at the dreaded airport.

So, what is one to do once backed into this unfortunate corner of misery and woe? Crude jokes, of course. Humor is the best coping mechanism and airport jokes prove it.

OPE

a man in the airport accidentally dropped his heavy luggage on my leg. he said “oops” & i said “oh sorry!thank you” & those are the two genders

- @keelyflaherty

EVERY time

Why am I like this?

Uh, cosign.

Why is the football like this?

Karen Intensifies

I'm not even mad, I'm actually impressed.

End Scene

r/sarcasm

Ma'am

Sometimes you have to be firm.

You must be new here.

I'm a seasoned professional at organizing the belt, damnit.

Resisting the urge to pet...

We always want to pet.

Hey, it passes the time.

My advice: don't knock it til you try it.

Chrissy is a national treasure.

And she's right about the airport.

I don't even feel bad.

TSA sucks.

The rings:

Yes.

Well, actually, no.

Elana