Kids Who Got Busted After Being Completely Inappropriate at School
Everyone already knows how weird kids can be, we've all been kids and there's reasons why we still do some of the things that we've always done as kids. That's when we start shaping our personalities and every part of growing up counts.
Evidently, some kids are weirder than others, and the weird ones often tend to be 'super' weird, which makes the adults in their life go through absolute hell. Some pretty traumatizing and unusual experiences.
The people in the stories below have experienced kids' weirdness firsthand and they were strong and kind enough to share these stories with us. These stories are super weird and cringeworthy.
1. Kids are f***ing weird
Preschool teacher here, and this is about to get weird.One thing kids have in common is they reach an age where the mysteries of their bodies become incredibly fascinating. One aspect of this is when little boys realize they get erections. YES if you’re not a parent or a teacher, little boys get erections, even infants do.One time when I was teaching 4-5 year olds one little boy was taking way too long in the bathroom. The door went 3/4ths of the way to the ceiling so teachers could monitor, and when I peeked into the bathroom I found one of our little boys exploring himself.By this I mean he was using his little boner to push the bathroom stall door open, letting it swing back, then pushing it open again.Kids are fucking weirdedit: this was the last comment I ever wanted to be upvoted…2. Future businesswoman
I had a substitute once who told us about his experience at a “not so well funded” school.He was walking down the hall when he saw a line a for the boys bathroom which is an immediate red flag cuz idk about you guys but I’ve never seen a line for a boys bathroom.Turns out a girl was giving blowjobs in the stall for the low low price of a dollar a piece.3. Some pretty freaky sites
Back when was an intern I used to spend a lot of time with the school’s IT guy.One of the duties was updating the browser filter so students couldn’t use the internet freely. This was before laptops were common in schools.The list of blocked websites included some very weird and freaky sites.4. Getting kicked out of camp
Summer camp counselor back in late 90s.A 13 yo girl gave a 13 yo boy a BJ in the woods. The boy stupidly bragged about it to the other kids, another counselor overheard it and reported it to the camp owner/director.He had both kids brought to the office and they each had to call their parents and tell them why they were getting kicked out of camp…5. "I still get nightmares about that day…"
This happened a few months ago, we were playing a game, we were writing on the board and unbeknownst to me the floor was waxed earlier in the day, but as I got the kids to go to the board this one girl slipped and fell face first in to the table that was in front of the board…Busted out a few teeth, blood on the floor, all over the table….I honestly thought she died right there. Luckily, she didn’t.Her parents were chill about what happened, and school paid for any medical problem. I felt like shit after that, like she was in my care and I failed her.I still get nightmares about that day…6. "That’s what she gets for wearing a hat indoors"
I teach group music lessons.One group consists of five 9-year-old girls who are learning the flute. While one of them was in the bathroom, another grabbed her flute, held it to her posterior and farted on it.She placed it back on the table and muttered, ‘That’s what she gets for wearing a hat indoors.7. He got comfortable
One of my mom’s students would masterbate in class. Had her feet up on the desk and everything. It was second grade.8. Sword fighting
As a camp counselor I had to separate two boys about 8 years old having a “sword fight” in the bathroom……. Needless to say I was the one who needed to talk to someone after thatEdit: My most up voted comment is about little boys touching tips, yikesEdit 2: Since y’all wanted details. It was after pool time and we were in the locker room changing. These two boys had gotten pretty friendly, but the issue is one of them had listening issues, because he had deaf parents, bad home issues, anyways he was a good kid but had issues listening. So I was helping another kid change (he was 5 so for them putting on clothes wasn’t always easy). I heard them giggling and one said, I cannot emphasize more that this is real “mines bigger than yours hahaha” and that gathered my attention and I looked over and I was like, hey you two seperate and change. I pulled one over to change on the other side and once they did I took both to the camp office to talk to my boss.9. Caught red handed
Not a teacher, but multiple times this emo girl was caught jacking off her boyfriend. Whether it be in the lunchroom, the classroom, the bathroom, etc. She always was jacking him off. I walked in on them doing this, but they didn’t notice me. I left the room as soon as I saw them. Last I heard the girl got expelled and the guy got off scot free.Edit: this girl was getting paid. Not by her boyfriend but by different people. A friend told me that if you gave her $300 you could do whatever you wanted10. Getting Busy
Back when I was a long term substitute, I walked into the backstage area of the theater and interrupted two students having sex on couch we used for the show the previous week.Turned around and walked out saying “You have two minutes to get dressed and get on stage”.I didn’t report them to Admin, but I gave them a talk about appropriate time and place. I then had the couch moved into storage.11. "Don’t think I made eye contact with either one of them for the rest of the year"
I teach middle school literature and theater. First year of teaching, after a rehearsal when I thought all my students had been picked up, went back to the stage to collect a few things.
Walked in on two 8th graders getting super touchy-feely. Guy had gotten her shirt off and was working on removing her bra.
Not sure who was more embarrassed: me or the kids. Turned my back, told them to get dressed and get to the front doors. Immediately called both families. Both were pretty cool with it, all things considered. Worst part was, about 3 minutes into the conversation with the girl’s father — he realized I’d seen her without a shirt on.
Don’t think I made eye contact with either one of them for the rest of the year.
Edit: Lots of discussion on whether I was right to contact the parents. I feel like that’s fair. In the moment it was a total CYA choice. If I contact them immediately and say “This is what happened and what I saw and what I did” then that’s the story. If I do nothing, and it comes out later, it’s really easy for either of the kids to say “Well he was standing there watching with a big grin on his face!”
Teaching is a profession where even the appearance of impropriety is a fireable offense.
Teachers have lost their jobs for less.
