30 Of The Weirdest Things Parents Have Found Themselves Telling Their Kids

Parenting is a journey that is impossible to predict. It's full of ups and downs, highs and lows, and many, many rewarding moments.

But the real fun starts when your children start to talk! You better believe the conversations you have with a toddler will be some of the most fascinating you will ever have in your lifetime!

One mother found the conversations with her little one so amusing, she decided to turn them into a blog. It's called 'WTF Parenting Quotes' and it all began like this; "One day, while driving, I was tuning in and out of his chatter in the backseat, when I heard, ‘It’s simple, Mama. All you need is a dead body, a pocketknife, and an ostrich.’ It’s the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard," the young mother wrote. "I eventually found out he was trying to explain how to do a human-ostrich brain transplant, and heard myself explaining why it wouldn’t work. Definitely, the most wtf thing I’ve ever heard myself say."

Since then, other parents have also begun submitting snippets of their own crazy conversations with their children, and the blog has become wildly popular.

Scroll down to read through some of the weirdest things parents have found themselves saying to their little ones!