Account Dedicated To The Hilarious Things Kids Say Will Have You In Stitches

by Ariana

They say kids say the darnedest things - and they're right! It took me having my own child to realise the validity of this statement, and then it took her turning about four years old for me to start hearing some of the classic kiddo one-liners that everyone had always talked about.

Sarit and Assaf Katz, a married couple from Israel, know this better than anyone. Between them they share three daughters; Scarlet, 13, Roni, 11, and Maya, 7.

With three kids themselves, they've pretty much heard it all - and they were seriously entertained. Together they created 'Kids R The Best Screenwriters' to showcase the priceless quotes from their children on social media.

The woman wearing the pants...

The woman wearing the pants...

You might have to yell...

You might have to yell...

Ann!

Ann!

The magic hole.

The magic hole.

I love him...

I love him...

Amen to this!

Amen to this!

Still learning...

Still learning...

Meowwww!

Meowwww!

<3

<3

Very close!

Very close!

Because it shrunk in the dryer, ok!

Because it shrunk in the dryer, ok!

I won!

I won!

Duh!

Duh!

Crying for no real reason.

Crying for no real reason.

Depends what you saw...

Depends what you saw...

HE DOESN'T KNOW ME!

HE DOESN'T KNOW ME!

A dog!

A dog!

Snow White!

Snow White!

She burns everything.

She burns everything.

.... isolation home-school vibes.

.... isolation home-school vibes.

Deafening.

Deafening.

DON'T BUY IT!

DON'T BUY IT!

Doesn't get it. Never will.

Doesn't get it. Never will.

Sure needs help...

Sure needs help...

Almost!

Almost!

Youtube is the greatest teacher.

Youtube is the greatest teacher.

Before it stops hurting! Quick!

Before it stops hurting! Quick!

No people!

No people!

I'll fall asleep!

I'll fall asleep!

Dads make the best dogs!

Dads make the best dogs!

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