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Even Non-Parents Will Enjoy These Tweets About What It's Truly Like To Be A Parent

by Shasta

Fellow parents, we have a tough job don't we? Raising humans is not for the faint of heart.

It takes a level of commitment some may never understand. But those that do know that they're truly making a difference in the world for future generations.

However that also doesn't mean that things don't take their toll and weigh us down, because hello.

They definitely do! It's beautiful, and crazy, and crazy and beautiful.

That is the life of parenthood.

Someday though, we will get to look back and reflect and laugh about all the craziness and bask in the comfort that we did our jobs, well. <3

1. IT WAS A SACRIFICE!

Non parent: my house is kind of messy. I need to sort my mail.
Parent: Last night we lost a chair

— dadpression (@Dadpression) August 26, 2016

2. We have that here?

Non-parent: So what do you like to do in you spare time.

Me: Spare time?

— C No Pants (@herprettybones) June 24, 2019

3. Normal every day with boys.

Non-parent: There's poop on my hand??!! I can't wash it enough! Should I bleach it? Should I boil it?? Aaarrrggghhh!
Parent: There's poop on my hand? Yup. Normal Thursday.

— Ohio mom of two (@OhioMomoftwo) September 6, 2018

4. Pass it over hereeeee.

*sees a mother unloading on her son in the middle of Target*

Non-parent: Wow, poor kid. Someone had better call child services, that's terrible parenting.

Parent: *grabs popcorn* YASSSSS! FUCK HIM UP, MOM!

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 23, 2018

5. No fear.

There is no adequate way to describe to a non parent the fear that overwhelms me when feeding my 1yo QUARTERED grapes 🍇.

— Jacki (@jaxwax04) July 18, 2019

6. Hellzzzzz Yeaaaaah!

A non-parent: A spur of moment weekend in Vegas? I'm in!
A parent: Jackpot! The kid's not gonna finish his cupcake!

— The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) August 21, 2016

7. Legit, so so legit.

Non-Parent: I don't understand why you complain about spending time with your kids. You wanted them. *eyeroll*

Parent: I love my friends too, that doesn't mean I want to see them while I'm on the toilet.

— Liana Brooks (@LianaBrooks) January 30, 2019

8. Basic science people.

A dog year is equal to 7 people years just as a parent year is equal to 7 non-parent years.

It's science.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) January 12, 2017

9. We have so much in common.

Me catching up with non parent mates.
Yeah, we’re trying to work out what school to put the boys in. There’s a lot of non co-ed schools & I’m not too keen on religious ones. How are you?

Yeah, I’m trying to work out who my favourite DC & Marvel super heroes are...

Cool

Cool

— 🅲🅰🅼 🅺🅽🅸🅶🅷🆃 (@Cam_Knight) September 22, 2018

10. Good luck with that.

The biggest lie you've ever heard a non-parent tell themselves?

"I wouldn't let having kids change my lifestyle. They'll just have to fit in around me."

Classic. 😂#parenting

— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) April 13, 2019

11. There's so much screaming.

*meeting a non-parent*

Her: Hi! I’m Kelly.

Me: Nice to meet you, I’m (screams) MOMMMMMMMMMM!

— S A R A B U C K L E Y (@nottheworstmom) March 17, 2018

12. I promise you will.

Non-parent: Ugh I’m NEVER doing anything like THAT when I have kids!

Parents [under breath]: Oh fucking yes the fuck you are.

— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) June 5, 2018

13. Seriously though.

It’s cute when a non-parent person sees a kid screaming and says, “That’s why I don’t want kids.” Lol. They have no clue

How

Much

Worse

It

Actually

Is

— Dianne Gallagher (@DianneGallagher) December 16, 2018

14. Lawwwwd.

First day of summer; I took the kids to the town pool.

We’ve been here for 932 “Mom, watch!”s, or in non-parent time, 8 minutes.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) June 26, 2019

15. Save your money with a solid NO.

A GIFT A NON PARENT GIVES....
🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/YqHpJhqO4n

— Adam Joseph (@6abcadamjoseph) August 11, 2019

Hope these made your day! Let us know if it did in the comments!

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