Fellow parents, we have a tough job don't we? Raising humans is not for the faint of heart.
It takes a level of commitment some may never understand. But those that do know that they're truly making a difference in the world for future generations.
However that also doesn't mean that things don't take their toll and weigh us down, because hello.
They definitely do! It's beautiful, and crazy, and crazy and beautiful.
That is the life of parenthood.
Someday though, we will get to look back and reflect and laugh about all the craziness and bask in the comfort that we did our jobs, well. <3
Non parent: my house is kind of messy. I need to sort my mail.— dadpression (@Dadpression) August 26, 2016
Parent: Last night we lost a chair
Non-parent: So what do you like to do in you spare time.— C No Pants (@herprettybones) June 24, 2019
Me: Spare time?
Non-parent: There's poop on my hand??!! I can't wash it enough! Should I bleach it? Should I boil it?? Aaarrrggghhh!— Ohio mom of two (@OhioMomoftwo) September 6, 2018
Parent: There's poop on my hand? Yup. Normal Thursday.
*sees a mother unloading on her son in the middle of Target*— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 23, 2018
Non-parent: Wow, poor kid. Someone had better call child services, that's terrible parenting.
Parent: *grabs popcorn* YASSSSS! FUCK HIM UP, MOM!
There is no adequate way to describe to a non parent the fear that overwhelms me when feeding my 1yo QUARTERED grapes 🍇.— Jacki (@jaxwax04) July 18, 2019
A non-parent: A spur of moment weekend in Vegas? I'm in!— The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) August 21, 2016
A parent: Jackpot! The kid's not gonna finish his cupcake!
Non-Parent: I don't understand why you complain about spending time with your kids. You wanted them. *eyeroll*— Liana Brooks (@LianaBrooks) January 30, 2019
Parent: I love my friends too, that doesn't mean I want to see them while I'm on the toilet.
A dog year is equal to 7 people years just as a parent year is equal to 7 non-parent years.— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) January 12, 2017
Me catching up with non parent mates.— 🅲🅰🅼 🅺🅽🅸🅶🅷🆃 (@Cam_Knight) September 22, 2018
Yeah, we’re trying to work out what school to put the boys in. There’s a lot of non co-ed schools & I’m not too keen on religious ones. How are you?
Yeah, I’m trying to work out who my favourite DC & Marvel super heroes are...
The biggest lie you've ever heard a non-parent tell themselves?— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) April 13, 2019
"I wouldn't let having kids change my lifestyle. They'll just have to fit in around me."
*meeting a non-parent*— S A R A B U C K L E Y (@nottheworstmom) March 17, 2018
Her: Hi! I’m Kelly.
Me: Nice to meet you, I’m (screams) MOMMMMMMMMMM!
Non-parent: Ugh I’m NEVER doing anything like THAT when I have kids!— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) June 5, 2018
Parents [under breath]: Oh fucking yes the fuck you are.
It’s cute when a non-parent person sees a kid screaming and says, “That’s why I don’t want kids.” Lol. They have no clue— Dianne Gallagher (@DianneGallagher) December 16, 2018
First day of summer; I took the kids to the town pool.— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) June 26, 2019
We’ve been here for 932 “Mom, watch!”s, or in non-parent time, 8 minutes.
A GIFT A NON PARENT GIVES....— Adam Joseph (@6abcadamjoseph) August 11, 2019
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