50 Hilarious Parents That Are Killing It On Twitter With Their Witty Parenting Tweets
Parenting is one of the hardest (or some would even say "the hardest") jobs in the world. It's a full-time job that practically becomes your whole life (weekends and holidays included), and you have to do it no matter what, even if you're under the weather or completely exhausted. You're responsible for one or multiple tiny human beings, that basically depend on you for survival, so in addition to making sure that they're well taken care of, you also have to constantly make sure that you're being a good role model, because your kids are your human contribution to society, and it has to be a positive one.
Due to obvious reasons, of course, parents have a limited amount of things they can do during the day, however, they always find enough time to share the hilarious things they encounter while parenting and we're all very thankful for that. Kids can be hilarious because they have absolutely no verbal filter, they will tell you exactly what they're thinking, even if it's the meanest thing in the world.
The posts below are some of the most hilarious Tweets from parents, they are so random and unexpectedly funny. Scroll down and check them out!
1. She's procrastinating like real adult, that's how things are supposed to be.
MumInBits2. It's all about how they perceive each other.
MamaNeedsACoke3. It seems like he's going to do his very best.
XplodingUnicorn4. People work harder when they're motivated.
IDontSpeakWhine5. The trick is to never trust appearances.
JonAcuff6. Children are so odd, they always come with the weirdest ideas.
thearibradford7. The cat is one of the children and should also be yelled at.
dishs_up8. He's trying to frame his dad with a hunger strike.
erichwithach
9. They are part of the family now, indoor rocks will always win.
Mamalations247
10. That's some deep eye contact right there, she means business.
nathanwpyle
11. The ultimate man-spreader in the making, good luck ladies.
ASFleischman
12. We should let kids come up with all the jobs.
MamaNeedsACoke
13. Worrying about opposite things is always fun.
mommajessiec
14. That's a big brain move right there, premium parenting.
IDontSpeakWhine
15. It's your duty as a sibling to inconvenience your siblings throughout your childhood.
sarabellab123
16. This is what having absolutely no idea what you're looking at looks like.
shaygabriel
17. Kids are so pure and sweet, they talk straight from the heart.
MumInBits
18. Sometimes you just gotta give yourself a shoutout, because why not?
michimama75
19. This kid is going places, definitely college, and places.
perlhack
20. It's things that no one ever thanks you about ❤️
gracefulwraith
21. I guess you have to check it out for yourself.
HenpeckedHal
22. Just give him the ring already, he obviously deserves it.
CrockettForReal
23. Please back up your claims with proof, thank you.
threetimedaddy
24. She knows what's up, those are just her survival instincts kicking in.
Dad_At_Law
25. Kids can be so sinister sometimes.
beequammie
26. Why is he so worried about the trash
momsense_ensues
27. Puddles are never fun without shoes
Dad_At_Law
28. How dare you do that you monster.
threetimedaddy
29. Maybe he just loves juice a lot.
HomeWithPeanut
30. She's asking all the right questions.
reallifemommy3
31. They have to make these books more realistic.
RodLacroix
32 Just never introduce them to Youtube and stick to cable.
copymama
33. Stop right there before I put you up for adoption
mom_tho
34. The truth hurts, especially when it's from your own child.
Chhapiness
35. Making up for it by being smooth.
HomeWithPeanut
36. That's when you know you really have to worry.
reallifemommy3
37. Just improvise most of the time and you'll be fine.
kevinthedad
38. Alright kids, pack your toys, we're moving
copymama
39. We should let kids name all objects.
mom_tho
40. Newton's 4th parenting law that no one knows about
Wordesse
41. It's about to get wild pretty soon.
Parkerlawyer
42. Those are two entirely different things.
erichwithach
43. Nude stranger that strikes in the dark.
morninggloria
44. That's a pretty legit question though
Dad_At_Law
45. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
HenpeckedHal
46. This is how moms make friends.
AnnaDoesntWant2
47. But it's a necessary step that has to be taken.
RodLacroix
48. I gotta see how this whole thing unfolds.
HenpeckedHal
49. Your tricks won't fool me, teenager.
sweetmomissa
50. Kids can't grasp the concept of personal space
kevinthedad
51. Expectations that future parents have vs reality
MyMomologue
Although parenting is hard, it is also very rewarding through the bond parents share with their children. The parents in the Tweets above are living some of the most beautiful memories with their children, and you can't really buy that with all the money in the world.
We're quite lucky that we get to sneak a peek into these people's lives and share these beautiful moments with them. If you liked this article please make sure to check out the various other articles we offer on our website and make sure to share your own funny stories with us in the comments below!
