50 Hilarious Parents That Are Killing In On Twitter With Their Witty Parenting Tweets

by Ayoub

Parenting is one of the hardest (or some would even say "the hardest") jobs in the world. It's a full-time job that practically becomes your whole life (weekends and holidays included), and you have to do it no matter what, even if you're under the weather or completely exhausted. You're responsible for one or multiple tiny human beings, that basically depend on you for survival, so in addition to making sure that they're well taken care of, you also have to constantly make sure that you're being a good role model, because your kids are your human contribution to society, and it has to be a positive one.

Due to obvious reasons, of course, parents have a limited amount of things they can do during the day, however, they always find enough time to share the hilarious things they encounter while parenting and we're all very thankful for that. Kids can be hilarious because they have absolutely no verbal filter, they will tell you exactly what they're thinking, even if it's the meanest thing in the world.

The posts below are some of the most hilarious Tweets from parents, they are so random and unexpectedly funny. Scroll down and check them out!

1. She's procrastinating like real adult, that's how things are supposed to be.

1. She's procrastinating like real adult, that's how things are supposed to be.
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2. It's all about how they perceive each other.

2. It's all about how they perceive each other.
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3. It seems like he's going to do his very best.

3. It seems like he's going to do his very best.
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4. People work harder when they're motivated.

4. People work harder when they're motivated.

5. The trick is to never trust appearances.

5. The trick is to never trust appearances.
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6. Children are so odd, they always come with the weirdest ideas.

6. Children are so odd, they always come with the weirdest ideas.
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7. The cat is one of the children and should also be yelled at.

7. The cat is one of the children and should also be yelled at.
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8. He's trying to frame his dad with a hunger strike.

8. He's trying to frame his dad with a hunger strike.
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9. They are part of the family now, indoor rocks will always win.

9. They are part of the family now, indoor rocks will always win.
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10. That's some deep eye contact right there, she means business.

10. That's some deep eye contact right there, she means business.
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11. The ultimate man-spreader in the making, good luck ladies.

11. The ultimate man-spreader in the making, good luck ladies.

12. We should let kids come up with all the jobs.

12. We should let kids come up with all the jobs.
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13. Worrying about opposite things is always fun.

13. Worrying about opposite things is always fun.

14. That's a big brain move right there, premium parenting.

14. That's a big brain move right there, premium parenting.
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15. It's your duty as a sibling to inconvenience your siblings throughout your childhood.

15. It's your duty as a sibling to inconvenience your siblings throughout your childhood.

16. This is what having absolutely no idea what you're looking at looks like.

16. This is what having absolutely no idea what you're looking at looks like.
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17. Kids are so pure and sweet, they talk straight from the heart.

17. Kids are so pure and sweet, they talk straight from the heart.

18. Sometimes you just gotta give yourself a shoutout, because why not?

18. Sometimes you just gotta give yourself a shoutout, because why not?
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19. This kid is going places, definitely college, and places.

19.  This kid is going places, definitely college, and places.

20. It's things that no one ever thanks you about ❤️

20. It's things that no one ever thanks you about ❤️

21. I guess you have to check it out for yourself.

21. I guess you have to check it out for yourself.
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22. Just give him the ring already, he obviously deserves it.

22. Just give him the ring already, he obviously deserves it.
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23. Please back up your claims with proof, thank you.

23. Please back up your claims with proof, thank you.

24. She knows what's up, those are just her survival instincts kicking in.

24. She knows what's up, those are just her survival instincts kicking in.
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25. Kids can be so sinister sometimes.

25. Kids can be so sinister sometimes.

26. Why is he so worried about the trash

26. Why is he so worried about the trash
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27. Puddles are never fun without shoes

27. Puddles are never fun without shoes

28. How dare you do that you monster.

28. How dare you do that you monster.
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29. Maybe he just loves juice a lot.

29. Maybe he just loves juice a lot.

30. She's asking all the right questions.

30. She's asking all the right questions.

31. They have to make these books more realistic.

31. They have to make these books more realistic.

32 Just never introduce them to Youtube and stick to cable.

32 Just never introduce them to Youtube and stick to cable.

33. Stop right there before I put you up for adoption

33. Stop right there before I put you up for adoption
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34. The truth hurts, especially when it's from your own child.

34. The truth hurts, especially when it's from your own child.

35. Making up for it by being smooth.

35. Making up for it by being smooth.

36. That's when you know you really have to worry.

36. That's when you know you really have to worry.

37. Just improvise most of the time and you'll be fine.

37. Just improvise most of the time and you'll be fine.

38. Alright kids, pack your toys, we're moving

38. Alright kids, pack your toys, we're moving

39. We should let kids name all objects.

39. We should let kids name all objects.
via: mom_tho

40. Newton's 4th parenting law that no one knows about

40. Newton's 4th parenting law that no one knows about

41. It's about to get wild pretty soon.

41. It's about to get wild pretty soon.

42. Those are two entirely different things.

42. Those are two entirely different things.

43. Nude stranger that strikes in the dark.

43. Nude stranger that strikes in the dark.

44. That's a pretty legit question though

44. That's a pretty legit question though

45. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

45. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

46. This is how moms make friends.

46. This is how moms make friends.

47. But it's a necessary step that has to be taken.

47. But it's a necessary step that has to be taken.

48. I gotta see how this whole thing unfolds.

48. I gotta see how this whole thing unfolds.

49. Your tricks won't fool me, teenager.

49. Your tricks won't fool me, teenager.

50. Kids can't grasp the concept of personal space

50. Kids can't grasp the concept of personal space

51. Expectations that future parents have vs reality

51. Expectations that future parents have vs reality

Although parenting is hard, it is also very rewarding through the bond parents share with their children. The parents in the Tweets above are living some of the most beautiful memories with their children, and you can't really buy that with all the money in the world.

We're quite lucky that we get to sneak a peek into these people's lives and share these beautiful moments with them. If you liked this article please make sure to check out the various other articles we offer on our website and make sure to share your own funny stories with us in the comments below!

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