Shower Thoughts To Change The Way You Think About Things
People have had some genius thoughts in the shower. More good ideas have come from thinking while having a shower than have from sitting at a desk in a creative environment; it's a (unsubstantiated) fact. There's something about standing there in the steam that really changes your perspective about things.
Research shows that you're more likely to have a breakthrough when you aren't doing anything exciting; like having a shower or exercising. As these things don't require so much constant thought, your brain moves into autopilot mode allowing your subconscious mind to wander. Besides, having deep thoughts is more productive than a crying session.
A true hero

The English language works in mysterious ways

It's like taking a picture of a lightbulb

Only tax I'd enjoy paying

Comfier than a bookshelf!

I'd much rather live on planet Zeus

Look I'd love to see a dog with glasses

Odd sock squad!

They must've... blown their lid!

I'm not good enough at math to know whether or not it's true.

I knew my friends weren't actually that funny
It was me all along

Lying in bed with snacks? I'm living the dream

#fact

At what point will we stop?

True, at least it isn't something more gross

Always good to be optimistic

Ducking right!

Still don't understand how she's a whale though

If I can't see it, it can't see me

This will forever change how I watch Star Wars

That's what friends are for.

I just try not to think about it

Or any other fruit for that matter

It'd make me feel better about myself, that's for sure

Explains it all
