Father of Girl On Tinder Bought a Cow Just Out Of Pure Spite For Her And His Pettiness Is Actually Admirable
We've all heard the term 'Petty Betty' but what about....'Petty Eddie?' Or Freddie? Teddy?
Girl if your dad's name is any of those three, he wins at life, hands down!
A Tinder match 'couple' converse on Facebook about the woman's father, and he's the holy grail of comedic pettiness.
Not going to lie, I hope my kids have hilarious stories such as these about me when they're older. Except almost shooting their eye out...We can go ahead and jump skip that one.?
I aspire to be juuuuust enough dysfunction to my children that it makes them funny. ?
It's a fine line to walk but hey, I'm up for the challenge.?♀️
Life goals? Sh!tchya!! Read on folks!
1. He did WHAT NOW?!
Facebook2. Too soon? Maybe.
Facebook3. THIS. Lawwwwd have mercy...This could easily be my daughters story. My husband too has an arch nemesis...that is also a woodchuck.
Facebook4. She would most definitely pull the petty in return.
Facebook5. Not sure I'd let my husband create a pipe bomb death though hahaha.
Facebook6. YOU CANNOT BREAK BLOOD OATHS.
Facebook7. Dick Cheney😂😂
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8. Hahahahahaha I'M SNORTING!
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9. Every. Single. Detail.
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10. Absolutely zero fucks given. "You must accept me as your father. In this attire."
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11. I'm in love too tbh😂😂
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12. I'm here for this story. HERE FOR IT.
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13. Someone needs some flowers in her life.
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14. I love it when old people scream harrassment for literally trying to have a conversation.
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15. Me. I would do this. Absolutely 100%.
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16. Just call me Queen Petty and her dad is definitely the King.
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17. 'What did you do today?' "Ah I just walked around my yard in my tuxedo with my spite cow." Retirement goals right here.
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