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Hilarious 'Scream Your Name In Starbucks' Ideas That You Could Try For Yourself

by Mikayla

I'm sure most of us have been to or know what Starbucks is, right? Then I'm sure we're familiar with the practice of Starbucks baristas screaming your name at the top of their lungs in order to collect your order.

This of course is a hilarious idea, because for some reason trying to convey your name to strangers turns into translating something from another language; no one can hear you, no one can spell it, or maybe your name is just plain hard to pronounce! This is where the fun begins...

The name change game is as old as time, so how far can you take it while making it hilarious? Are you an Emma instead of a Nancy-Leigh? And you a Hugh Janus?

Or are you game enough to try one of these 'Scream your name at Starbucks' ideas and really go the whole 9 yards?

1. Here's the tweet that started it all... The ball just kept rolling from here

Just gave my name in starbucks as 'stop brexit,. As the (remain) barrista screamed out my 'name' repeatedly, the whole place erupted in to applause. Result. Try it. #FBPE @Starbucks pic.twitter.com/M3qfvfNOaM

— EU Flag Mafia (@EUflagmafia) August 25, 2018

2. Begin the revolution!

Just gave my name in Starbucks as 'Seize the means of production’ As the (communist) barista screamed my 'name' repeatedly the entire cafe took up arms and began the revolution. Result. Try it.

— Col (@colken16) August 27, 2018

3. No, this is Patrick!

Just gave my name in Starbucks as ‘Sparticus’. When the barista shouted my ‘name’ the whole place shouted ‘No I am Sparticus’ there was a long discussion about whose coffee it actually was. Try it.

— krish kandiah (@krishk) August 28, 2018

4. Does this mean you have a dozen Dads now?

Just gave my name in Starbucks as ‘I’m Hungry’. When the barista shouted my ‘name’, half of the customers yelled ‘Hi Hungry, I’m Dad!’ and the other half just rolled their eyes. It was great, you should try it.

— Dean Nimbly (@Dean_Nimbly) August 29, 2018

5. WHAT ABOUT THE TEA????

Just gave my name in Starbucks as ‘FREE COFFEE!’ When the barista shouted my "name", it all kicked off. Laptops went flying, I saw one woman get hit in the face by a pug, one person screamed 'WHAT ABOUT TEA?', people started shoving sugar in their pockets for no reason. Try it.

— Jenks (@TheLostBride) August 28, 2018

6. Anthropocene? ... Bless you?

Just gave my name in Starbucks as "Anthropocene", I just made up the word on the spur of the moment. As the barrista screamed out my 'name' repeatedly everyone was shocked. But it seems to have stuck.

— Without Pity (@without_pity) August 30, 2018

7. Dang dude, that's rough.

Just gave my name in Starbucks as Aphrahat, the Persian Sage, and as the barista shouted "WHO?!", I was like, "dang, my academic specialty is so uninteresting that I can't even participate in a twitter thing."

— James E. Walters (@jedwardwalters) August 27, 2018

8. FIRE! I'M LOOKING FOR A FIRE!

8. FIRE! I'M LOOKING FOR A FIRE!

9. Did you order Tubby Custard?

9. Did you order Tubby Custard?

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