12 Amazing Times Expecting Moms Gave Their Finest Clap-Backs To Uninvited Advice From Outsiders

"My parole officer never comes in here"

Maryjane

• Published in Funny
• November 11, 2023

One of the pleasures of social media is that it allows us to see a peek at the glitzy lifestyle of different people. There are times when we see pop culture enthusiasts quickly skimming A-list celebrities' ideas and find some amusing information.

Finding the most fulfilling responses to taunts or unwanted comments, however, is something we adore even more. After all, there are always at least two keyboard warriors who spew vitriol in an attempt to add drama to the already dramatic situation.

Some people practically beg to be placed in their proper place, whether it's by trying (and failing!) to flaunt their cleverness or forgetting that there is a real human being behind every star. And everyone on the planet gets to witness it.

If you've ever been pregnant and visible, you are aware that, whenever possible, people prefer to offer their unsolicited advice on getting pregnant. Not only do strangers give you inappropriate belly rubs, but anyone who appears to be "breaking the rules" is immediately met with remarks and pointed side glances from strangers.

A pregnant woman named @Diamond_Jax tweeted about an encounter she had at Starbucks. Many more shared their finest retorts to those who just can't seem to mind their own business as a result of the tweet.

So keep scrolling to check it all out.

1. Here's the tweet that kicked off the whole thread

2. She would kick them in the shin

3. Drinking a small glass of wine while pregnant

4. Coke being the only thing that helps the hangover

Being pregnant is not a joke. It takes a toll on you if you get random phantom pains, can't hold your urine, get "morning" sickness in the middle of the night, and all the other best meme-worthy annoyances that go along with it. Nothing appears to be working even after you and your partner have done everything the doctor recommended.

You now need to experiment and look for other options. If you can laugh without passing out, which is a prerequisite for laughing therapy, then nothing will make you feel better than these pregnant women dishing it hot to strangers who feel they have a say as to what they should do.

5. You can't practice medicine without a license

6. The sooner you get the sushi, the less chance it's born here

7. This commenter has a favorite

8. Telling the stranger it was vodka instead

9. You're rubbing a hernia not a pregnancy

10. You can't just yank someone's cup and drink it

11. Do they have the same dad?

12. The child is my backup backup kid

Upon reflection, the only evident objective when developing a clever retort is to make people laugh and express your original idea. The same holds true in actual life circumstances.

Don't worry if you detest those awkward situations where strangers try to act like your doctor all because you're pregnant. These responses seem ridiculous, but they are nothing short of deserving clap-backs.

Maryjane