Moments When People Forgot How To Speak English Properly, Even Though They're Supposed To Be Proficient
Got the 'mom brain dumb' raise your hand! "Sloooooowly raises own hand."
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I cannot even begin to describe how often this has happened to me since 1. Becoming a mom but even more so 2. Since becoming a third time mom. Good riddance it's so bad sometimes I swear I could legitimately forget my own name!
Words fail me, or better yet I fail them. Either or, these 13 people have been in the same sort of boat.
I think the take away here is to not put people on the spot and if you do, expect a ridiculous answer. And also well, our brains are tired. All. The. Tired.
1. "Don't wanna fuck a pumpkin" LOL
2. I do this with my best mom friend, shout out to you for always knowing what I actually mean!
3. She tried okay, the effort is all that matters now!
4. RAW TOAST!!! Bahahahaha
5. Food weapons. Classic!
6. I CAN'T!
7. You get the gist...
8. #DEAD
9. Liquid Zoo HAHAHA water farm. I like water farm.
10. They call me the...Teeth man.
11. WHY CAN'T I COME UP WITH THE WORD!
12. Camping BAHAHAHA.
13. Excuse me while I go make some walfus.. HAHAHA
Aw man those were wild. What's your funniest couldn't come up with word?