Wednesday looks suitably alarmed with the state of the world

Wednesday, the perpetually terrified coworker pic.twitter.com/j8pevNmtaW

— altrey (@aubviouslynot) March 22, 2020

Productive day for this co-worker

My coworker checks his weight and then takes a nap in the closet. pic.twitter.com/lGlIkODX1w

— ᶜᵉᶜᵉ (@racellagasca) March 23, 2020

Not generally appropriate office behaviour

My coworker keeps licking my laptop while making direct eye contact with me pic.twitter.com/v48hlCA7WU

— Jbazz (@julia_bazz) March 22, 2020

We've all been there

my coworker screamed at her reflection in the mirror and then threw up on the floor

— eleanor rigby 🌼 (@eelsfeels) March 22, 2020

Mood

my coworker literally just sleeps all day then wakes up to stare at me and scream pic.twitter.com/4gWHlx8I0V

— not a vibe (@julia_kelch) March 22, 2020

ConFURence call?

(Sorry, it's been a while since I've had human interaction)

pic.twitter.com/xFDQ50C0hN

— Alyssa Seifert (@_sweetflowers_) March 23, 2020

Weird in a regular setting, but perfectly okay now!

Every time my coworker yawns I take a picture of her

— Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) March 23, 2020

Keeping fit is important

my co worker keeps chasing her tail and getting stuck pic.twitter.com/wHcsQOlng4

— rosalie ♡ (@morais_rosalie) March 22, 2020

It's how we all feel

my coworkers have been incredibly dramatic all week pic.twitter.com/eEuWsOPSIL

— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) March 22, 2020

A very busy office

Each caught in action, this office is nuts. pic.twitter.com/TnXk3nNNqO

— stephennui (@stephaniesaysss) March 22, 2020

Ok but this is actually hilarious

We got a new office chair and my co-worker stole it for herself KNOWING I have a bad back. When confronted she was insanely prickly about it 😤 pic.twitter.com/l0Fau5E0R1

— Newhouse Wildlife Rescue (@NewhouseRescue) March 23, 2020

What happens when HR is at fault?

Maverick from HR started kissing me last night while on the clock, don’t know who to report it to now. pic.twitter.com/cHMMKpjkmu

— Anthony Murphy 🏧 (@themurphman14) March 22, 2020

Congratulations! Wishing you all the best!

my coworker just got promoted to assistant branch manager pic.twitter.com/qqz0KyQJ1C

— liz (@renaissancebtch) March 23, 2020

We all have tasks

my coworker keeps building blanket nests pic.twitter.com/bHGvwxxu58

— yan (@bcrypt) March 23, 2020

Someone always takes it too far

my coworker decided to nap at his desk which like, fine, but now he’s talking in his sleep???? pic.twitter.com/O8At4Ij9PN

— neeks (@neekstj) March 23, 2020

Office thief!

My coworker keeps taking and hoarding blankets pic.twitter.com/Z5r7w2vaUz

— until further oatis (@elisaheather) March 22, 2020

My hero

My husband's coworker fell asleep holding a jacket potato, so no one could steal it while she napped. pic.twitter.com/ld26bJ8Rxk

— Nico Reznick (@NicoReznick) March 23, 2020

Standard

my co-worker is grumpy and won’t respond to my emails pic.twitter.com/uXTEggVgWF

— ur e-boy 💻 (@cybrxangel) March 23, 2020

NO

My coworker woke me up by sitting on my face

— all the time mais (@maisondecris) March 22, 2020

(Okay but shut the lid)

I have to keep pulling my coworker out of the toilet. pic.twitter.com/GWcblvGcJA

— Persephone 🍒 (@malogranata) March 23, 2020

Chris from accounting needs to consider proper behaviour

Chris from accounting won't stop licking my face.

— Andrew Naquin (@AndrewNaquin) March 22, 2020

Office fashion

my coworker stole the cardboard bit from a toilet roll out of the bin,ate some of it and wore the rest as a bracelet pic.twitter.com/GXGn84TYp5

— lo (@dropdeadlois) March 23, 2020

WISH I WAS THIS COOL

My coworker is a sk8er boi, he refuses to leave his skateboard, dresses inappropriately and even smokes during our meetings pic.twitter.com/m3ZuMH8sRZ

— Joelle 💕 (@soft4actresses) March 23, 2020