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So if you love that account you'll definitely love the content coming from this hilarious dog. It's deep, it's funny, and it's everything you'll ever need if you've ever wanted to know what your dog is thinking, so check it out below!
perks of. being dog:
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 26, 2017
3. no taxes
a. pets
• belly scritches
7. zooms (fast ones)
7. occasional swims
d) snoozes
1. peanut butter off. spoon
i. am. a strong proponent. of:
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 9, 2017
c. wags (good. ones)
2. cheese
III. invading spaces
7. stick
4. quests
7. peanut. butter yes
b. speedy zooms
GUYS. i just. had a morning walk. almost. caught gary. (gary is. a squirrel that. i named gary} the life. is good
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 11, 2017
THERE. IS THAT NOISE. AGAIN. TIME TO. RUN AROUND. THE ENTIRE HOUSE. BORK IT UP. TO PROTEC
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 16, 2017
hardwood floors. are not ideal. for zoomies. traction. nowhere to be found. this has been. a puplic. service announcement
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 25, 2017
i will grr. if i sense. a danger. i. will grrbork. if the danger. is confirmed. usually. i am wrong. about what is. and what isn't. a danger
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 26, 2017
snooze. you lose? please. a snooze. is always. a victory
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 30, 2017
i drank. all the water. in my bowl. earlier. but just now. i returned. to the same bowl. and it was. full again.. the bowl. is haunted
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 6, 2017
if i. am sleeping on you. you cannot move. it is. the law
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 4, 2017
the human. brought frens over. one of them. forgot to pet me. as they entered. that individual. has 30 seconds. to rectify. the situation
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 9, 2017
i've. gotten bigger. but the human. has always been. the same size. at this rate. i will soon. control the household
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 7, 2017
some say. dog life is easy. no worries no taxes. i say. walk a mile with my shoe. which reminds me. i took your shoe
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) March 27, 2017
i. am a:
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 22, 2017
⚪️ koala
⚪️ jungle. tortoise
🔘 puppo
seeking:
⚪️ noggin pats
⚪️ passionate boops
⚪️ permission. to zoom
🔘 all of. the above
today. i stole. an entire. avocado. took the human. several house loops. to take it back
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 10, 2017
if. you partake. in the partying tonight. do not forget. to look. for the dog. in the house. and give a pat
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 29, 2017
I HEARD. A NOISE. i am awake. ready to. confront. the source of. the noise. wish me luck
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 4, 2017
cut it out. with your. premature sky booms
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 3, 2017
do not. i repeat. DO NOT. take. my ball. only throw
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 10, 2017
the louder. i smack. my tail. against the floor. as i lay. on my side. the more. i love you
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 19, 2017