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Tweets From The 'Thoughts Of Dog' Twitter Account To Make All Dogs Think

Holly
by Holly
20 Mar 2018

Forget about following your favorite stars on Twitter, because this account is better than anything else you'll click onto today. The Thoughts of Dog Twitter account takes it one step beyond tweeting about your dog, it's a 100% dog run account filling us lowly humans in on the best part of our canine friends day. It comes from the creator of the amazing account WeRateDogs™.

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So if you love that account you'll definitely love the content coming from this hilarious dog. It's deep, it's funny, and it's everything you'll ever need if you've ever wanted to know what your dog is thinking, so check it out below!

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Perk of being dog:

perks of. being dog:

3. no taxes
a. pets
• belly scritches
7. zooms (fast ones)
7. occasional swims
d) snoozes
1. peanut butter off. spoon

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 26, 2017
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i. am. a strong proponent. of:

i. am. a strong proponent. of:

c. wags (good. ones)
2. cheese
III. invading spaces
7. stick
4. quests
7. peanut. butter yes
b. speedy zooms

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 9, 2017

Gary?

GUYS. i just. had a morning walk. almost. caught gary. (gary is. a squirrel that. i named gary} the life. is good

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 11, 2017

He Protec!

THERE. IS THAT NOISE. AGAIN. TIME TO. RUN AROUND. THE ENTIRE HOUSE. BORK IT UP. TO PROTEC

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 16, 2017
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This has been an important PSA

hardwood floors. are not ideal. for zoomies. traction. nowhere to be found. this has been. a puplic. service announcement

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 25, 2017

Grrbork

i will grr. if i sense. a danger. i. will grrbork. if the danger. is confirmed. usually. i am wrong. about what is. and what isn't. a danger

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 26, 2017

Extra sleep is ALWAYS a win!

snooze. you lose? please. a snooze. is always. a victory

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 30, 2017
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What is this sorcery?

i drank. all the water. in my bowl. earlier. but just now. i returned. to the same bowl. and it was. full again.. the bowl. is haunted

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 6, 2017

It is the law!

if i. am sleeping on you. you cannot move. it is. the law

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 4, 2017

Who wouldn't pat a dog? Monsters.

the human. brought frens over. one of them. forgot to pet me. as they entered. that individual. has 30 seconds. to rectify. the situation

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 9, 2017
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You wish, lil pup.

i've. gotten bigger. but the human. has always been. the same size. at this rate. i will soon. control the household

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 7, 2017

which reminds me. i took your shoe.

some say. dog life is easy. no worries no taxes. i say. walk a mile with my shoe. which reminds me. i took your shoe

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) March 27, 2017

All of. the above.

i. am a:
 
⚪️ koala
⚪️ jungle. tortoise
🔘 puppo
 
seeking:
 
⚪️ noggin pats
⚪️ passionate boops
⚪️ permission. to zoom
🔘 all of. the above

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 22, 2017

Why though?

today. i stole. an entire. avocado. took the human. several house loops. to take it back

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 10, 2017

Party pups are the best pups.

if. you partake. in the partying tonight. do not forget. to look. for the dog. in the house. and give a pat

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 29, 2017

I HEARD. A NOISE.

I HEARD. A NOISE. i am awake. ready to. confront. the source of. the noise. wish me luck

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 4, 2017

*pets furiously*

pet me. like. one of your. good boys

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 7, 2017

Cut it out.

cut it out. with your. premature sky booms

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 3, 2017

do. not. take. my. ball.

do not. i repeat. DO NOT. take. my ball. only throw

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 10, 2017

The more annoying the sound gets the more I love you!

the louder. i smack. my tail. against the floor. as i lay. on my side. the more. i love you

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 19, 2017

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