10 Posts That Will Help You Identify Your Cat's Personality
Some cats act like tiny chaos agents, and this roundup makes that behavior a lot easier to recognize. From the one who raids the food bowl to the one who seems to have a personal vendetta against your furniture, each post points to a different kind of feline personality.
The images below break down a dozen cat types, each with its own brand of mischief, attitude, or weird charm. If your cat has ever made you question your sanity, you may spot them here.
Read on, because one of these descriptions might feel a little too familiar.
1. The Muncher
Also known as the one who cannot stop eating you out of house and home. They are usually the skinny type because life is just unfair like that.
2. The Nut Job
So it turns out there is a crazy one. If you have a cat like this, please be advised that you will be randomly attacked for no reason, and you will live the rest of your life with scratch marks.
3. Mr. Scissor Paws
You will have nothing left of your furniture except for a few strands here and there. Do not invite people over; they will think you are weird instead of your cat.
4. Catsanova
The one who loves the ladies and can't seem to ever be at home. Don't worry; there are a few humans who do it too, and they will eventually return home.
That first batch already says a lot about how dramatic cats can be.
Also, check out these destructive-cat stories where the cats “say sorry” or don’t.
5. The Little Sh*t
These cats are just here to get you. They are made to make your life a living hell, and there is nothing you can do about it.
6. The Hobo
This is the cat that has the perfect house, but they prefer being homeless and catching mice to feed themselves or to gross you out. I don't know which one it is yet.
7. The Useless One
Lazy, lazy, and lazy. That is all they are. Forget about getting them to stand up from where they are lying; they will be there for the next few days.
8. Poopurr
"I will just take a dump wherever; screw my litter box!" It is one of those cats that doesn't know its place.
The names only get more unhinged from here.
9. Creepy Kitty
I really do not know why people purchase these cats because they are just ugly! A cat with no hair? What is this thing?
10. Stinkerbell
It is one of those situations where you might die if you walk past your cat farting. So just keep a mask handy for times like these.
11. Schrödinger's Cat
They will fit into any size box that they can find. So don't think for one second that any of your belongings in any box are safe.
12. Mr. Sir
They expect respect beyond measure and to be treated like the kings they are. Good luck is all I have for you!
One of these personalities is probably staring at you from across the room right now.
Before you adopt your next “Mr. Scissor Paws,” read these cats who are total criminals.
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