Things That You'll Only Find Funny If You Can Relate To Your Cat Being A Total Jerk
Cats have a special talent for acting like tiny household villains, and that is exactly why so many owners find them impossible not to laugh at. One minute they are curled up like the sweetest pet in the world, and the next they are knocking things off shelves, biting a hand, or staring at you like you have personally offended them.
This roundup leans into that very specific cat-owner experience, the one where the chaos is annoying when it happens to you, but hilarious when it happens to someone else. From dead mice in shoes to dramatic acts of destruction, these posts capture the strange little bond people have with their furry troublemakers.
If you live with a cat, you already know the joke, and it probably feels a little too familiar.
1. Yep. We can all admit our cat is an asshole.
2. Probably the same person who put the dead mouse in your shoe. What a mystery.
3. You tried.
4. No one will oppose a sleep demon.
5. "I love you" *Breaks glass*
6. Yep. That's how my cat feels about me.
7. You shouldn't have left them on a pushable ledge.
This is giving “cats being total criminals” energy, like criminal cats causing chaos in loving homes.
8. Every cat owner's nightmare.
9. Cats seek links into the CIA database; they must be watched at all times.
10. Why am I not surprised...
11. My house must be the happiest hellhole on earth!
12. Why do I even bother?
13. Cats are also very skilled actors; the ginger one played Simba on Broadway.
14. If it's just like the sink, you may as well use the sink, no?
15. RIP
16. Cats: both hilarious and disgusting.
17. Yup.
18. YUP.
Want more chaos, like cats destroying everything, read these forty hilariously destructive cat stories.