These Cats Are Terrible Troublemakers And They're Proud Of It
Cats can be sweet, affectionate, and completely unbothered by the chaos they cause. That is part of the appeal, and also the problem. One minute they are curled up like angels, the next they are knocking things over, stealing food, or staring at you like they planned it all along.
This collection leans into that exact brand of feline mischief, with cats who seem proud of every bad decision they make. The titles alone tell you these little troublemakers have no shame, and their humans have fully accepted that reality.
Here are the cats causing problems and enjoying every second of it.
I Assaulted a Guide Dog
Now, why would you go and do that, whiskers? You know it's wrong.
I Am So High Right Now
That's what happens if you have all of it at once, kitty.
He Peeled on the Hamster
Because that is what we do with hamsters in this house.
Why Did You Do That?
It could not have been tasty.
That is a bold way to make an entrance.
Thank You for That, Freckle
Be sure to always wash your bedding, mother of Freckle. I pray for patience for you.
It's the Toilet Paper
It is the issue, not me.
I Ate $300
You are not even worth that much in money, little one, but I can see you feel bad.
I Lick My Butt and Then Fart
I think he is one of those special-needs furry friends; the eyes tell you everything.
The chaos only gets more specific from here.
I Did It
I tipped him over and ate him because I didn't want him anymore.
There Goes the Money
You suck as a roommate, you dangerous fur person.
My Not-So-Real Dad Is Pissed
But he deserved it because who even wears cashmere sweaters?
Sabotaging the Popcorn
You are too old to be playing these tricks on your mom.
Black Cats Are Never Good
I am the devil of the neighborhood.
I Don't Like It When People Clean My Stuff
Just stay away from his litter box, please, and preserve your dignity.
I Spill Everything
And he blamed his dad; what a naughty kitty!
You Are One Gross Kitty
It almost sounds like something the cows would do: rechew their food.
At this point, the humans are mostly just documenting the evidence.
For more chaos with no remorse, see the forty relatable stories of destructive cats, sorry-or-not.
Do Not Make Him Angry
Your rugs are in danger then.
Eating Yarn Is Fun
Especially when it is still stuck in your butt and you can chase it. What a special skill this fur child has.
What Kind of Cat Are You?
Not catching or eating a mouse? But you watch it while it eats your food? I think we found a new species of mice-loving cats.
Balance Beamer
And this little kitty wanted to be a balancing athlete.
So Relatable
It seems all cats are friendly when they want something.
Because That Is What You Want to Wake Up To
I can assure you she is awake and probably vomiting her lungs out right about now.
You Can't Blame Him
When monkeys are bored, they do weird stuff.
You Should Be Punished
Biting and licking other people's toes is wrong!
Somehow, the cats still look pleased with themselves.
Be Warned
This is what happens when you go around sleeping with anybody. This will happen to you too, humans! Maybe not as many babies, though.
You Are One Creepy Cat
At least look away while doing it.
I Wanted the Fishy
And now I am all soaked and angry because I was being foolish.
Itsy Bitsy Spider
Threw up on the laptop.
My Bitch
Is the dog, and I can walk all over him.
Mean Kitty
I would have made him an outside cat right then and there.
No one is winning against these cats.
If you think “I Assaulted a Guide Dog” is wild, read the 30 stories of cats who are complete criminals.
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