Sassy Cats Reject Their Hoomans' Cuddles in the Funniest Ways
Cats can go from affectionate to absolutely over it in a split second, and that is exactly why their behavior is so entertaining. One minute they are leaning in for attention, the next they are acting like cuddles are a personal insult.
In this collection, cat owners caught their pets rejecting hugs, kisses, selfies, and all kinds of unwanted affection in the funniest ways possible. The reactions are pure cat energy, equal parts dramatic, stubborn, and impossible to take seriously.
These cats are not here for the cuddles.
1. "Let's Take a Selfie" but the kitten says, "No."
2. "Euhmmm Nope"
3. "Let's Take a Picture with Snuggles"
4. "My Girlfriend and Our Cat. The Feeling's Mutual"
5. "Rejected" Precious paws from a beloved cat—the ultimate rejection.
That attitude only gets stronger from here.
6. "Dad Tried to Give Me Attention. I Wasn't in the Mood, Clearly"
7. "I Am Not Happy with This Head Massage"
8. Ginger Cat Nope
9. "Someone Please Save Me from This Clingy Woman"
10. "Mistle-No"
11. "I Know He Loves Me"
12. "I Tried to Make My Boyfriend Take a Cat Beard Picture. This Was the Result"
13. "Valentine's Day? Yuck" Not in this cat's household!
14. "No Human, I Do Not Want Your Love"
Some of these faces say everything before the caption even loads.
15. "You Can Stop Now"
16. "This Hooman Loves to Kiss Me—and I Hate It. But She’s Been a Good Slave"
17. This cat's face says: "Just Put Me Down, Stop with This Foolishness"
18. "Enough, You Imbecile. Be Gone!" These Cats Get Sassier by the Day
19. "I Will Name Him George and I Will Love Him and Pet Him and Squeeze Him"
20. "When You Just Don't Want to Cuddle"
21. "My Mom Is Giving Rei Kisses and She Is Having None of It" You can almost hear this cat's bellowing meow.
Even the sweetest humans are getting the cold shoulder here.
And if you’re wondering how far it goes, this reminds me of a girlfriend secretly re-homing her boyfriend’s cat while he’s away.
22. "Sometimes I Wonder If She Would Have Preferred the Shelter Life"
23. "Haven't Seen Me for a Week. Greeted with Fangs. My Cat Hates Me"
24. "Happy Day, Mama! We Love You, But No Kisses"
25. "Silly Boy Hated Santa! I've Never Seen Him So Angry at Someone"
26. "Cat’s Reaction When He Was Captured for Kissing/Sniffing"
27. A Whole Chunk
28. "Put. Me. Down"
At this point, the message is impossible to miss.
29. "Dude, Just Stop Touching Me"
30. "Stop Hugging Me. I'm Trying to Call for Help"
31. "The One Thing Buster Hates Is Being Kissed"
32. "Leave Me Alone"
33. "This Very Rude Cat (Claw)"
34. "Apparently, the Satanic Spirit Possessing My Cat Doesn't Like Selfies"
35. "Jerrie Hates Burt's Bees"
36. "My Friend Tried to Take a Selfie with Her New Kitty"
37. "I Guess We're Not Cuddling"
38. "Sometimes My Mom Wants to Cuddle and I Just Cannot Deal"
39. "He Loves Me, I Swear"
40. "Go Away"
May your next cuddle attempt go better than these did.
Still think your cat is dramatic, read about a teenager calling out her aunt for taking her cat hostage.
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