24 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs To Cheer You Up
You know that pretty common sentiment among people who do not like cats, which goes something along the lines of, “I don’t like cats because they are assh*les, they don’t love you, and they are mean”? First of all, it is abundantly clear that these people have no respect for boundaries, but they also lack a sense of humor: the fact that cats can be assh*les is half the fun of owning them!
The same goes for dogs. Half the fun of having any kind of pet is all of the random stuff they get up to, from which you then have to rescue them—all the while, the pet still thinks they are in control.
Having cats or dogs is just one of the things you can do to make your life on this terrible planet bearable. For those who are unable to have a pet, luckily, they can access the internet to see other people’s pets, which is almost as fun (but without the downsides of having to clean up after them or pay exorbitant vet fees).
This is why we have collected some of the best tweets about cats and dogs for you to browse through and, of course, laugh at their ridiculous antics!
1. One of these is not like the other!
2. This cat sits like that because, realistically, would you bother dating someone if your cat hated them?
The cat for real looks like it is going to tell you why you are the problem in the relationship and not your partner.
3. Foods I did not expect dogs to like: mashed potatoes
4. This is definitely a screenshot from a horror movie, right?
5. This is the only generational wealth most of us will ever experience, and we don't even benefit from it!
6. When PoorlyDrawnCats announces spooky season: it is official!
7. "It's not a phase, Mom!"
8. This video is the most soothing thing you will watch all day.
9. This dog is the perfect actor to take on a role as notorious and challenging as James Bond.
10. Sometimes, people who call their cat "baby" are weird, but they are also right.
Sometimes, people who are too into their pet being their "baby" are a bit strange and probably not the sort of people you would want to associate with. However, if done in moderation and in private... it is slightly more acceptable!
11. "Let's go over the battle plan one more time, and then we rest... we have a long day ahead."
12. Why do border collies have so many knees and elbows? What do they do with them all (other than cause us great pain)?
13. Sometimes, all you can do is stare at the wall for hours.
14. This golden cat appears to think he is better than me (and he is right).
15. Does this count as projecting emotional issues?
16. No dogs allowed unless they fit into a bag? Okay, allow me to find the biggest bag possible!
17. A journey through a cat's naps each day is like some kind of mythical quest!
18. "Hello, sir, welcome to my late-night concert: are you ready to get no sleep?!?"
19. Zen gardens + chilled-out cats = double the amount of calm; there's nothing more zen than cat purrs!
20. This cat looks like it would never be happy for you, no matter what!
21. Cats also love a dramatic transformation of their appearance each month.
22. Anything for you... except that you must pry it from between our teeth at great personal risk.
23. Dogs have an inflated sense of their role as security guards!
24. When someone asks, "Are you okay?" and you have to pretend you haven't been sobbing in the bathroom...
Well, weren’t these tweets just beautiful? There is absolutely nothing on this whole planet as precious as our relationships with our pets—I mean, perhaps people have just as special a relationship with their kids, but I don’t have any, so as far as I am concerned, the most beautiful, powerful, unconditional, and strangely overpowering love that you can have is with a pet.
With all the downsides of the internet, the one constant upside is the near-constant stream of cats and dogs in the most hilarious of predicaments you could ever wish for. Tell us about the funniest, cutest, or most bizarre thing your dog or cat has done recently in the comments!
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