24 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs To Cheer You Up
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You know that pretty common sentiment amongst people who do not like cats that goes something along the lines of “I don’t like cats because cats are assh*les, they don’t love you, and they are mean”? So first of all, it is pretty abundantly clear that these people have no respect for boundaries, but these people have no sense of humour: the fact that cats can be assh*les is half the fun of owning them!
The same goes for dogs, too. Half the fun of having any kind of pet is all of the random stuff they get up to, that you then have to rescue them from—all the while, the pet still thinks that they are in control.
Having cats or dogs is just one of the things you can do to make your life on this terrible planet bearable. For those who are not able to have a pet, luckily, they are able to access the internet to see other people’s pets, which is almost as fun (but without the downsides of having to clean up after them or pay exorbitant vet fees).
This is why we have collected some of the best tweets about cats and dogs for you to have a browse through and, of course, laugh at their ridiculous antics!
1. One of these is not like the other!
@ulat_bulu_bulu on Twitter
2. This cat sits like that becasuse, realistically, would you bother dating someone if your cat hated them?
The cat forreal looks like it is going to tell you why you are the problem in the relationship and not your partner
@ayoceasar on Twitter
3. Foods I did not expect dogs to like: mash potato
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4. This is definitely a screenshot from a horror movie, right?
@thegallowboob on Twitter
5. This is the only generational wealth most of us will ever experience and we don't even benefit from it!
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6. When PoorlyDrawnCats announces spooky season: it is official!
@poorlycatdraw on Twitter
7. "It's not a phase, mom!"
@dog_rates on Twitter
8. This video is the most soothing thing you will watch all day.
9. This dog is the perfect actor to take on a role as notorious and challenging as James Bond
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10. Sometimes people who call their cat "baby" are weird but also they are right.
Sometimes, people who are too into their pet being their "baby" are a bit strange and probably not the sort of people that you would want to associate with, but, if done in moderation and in private... it is slightly more okay!
@sweetestsara on Twitter
11. "Let's go over the battle plan one more time and then we rest... we have a long day ahead"
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12. Why do border collies have so many knees and elbows? What do they do with them all (other than cause us great pain)?
@neolithicSheep on Twitter
13. Sometimes, all you can do is stare at the wall for hours
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14. This golden cat appears to think he is better than me (he is right)
@michaelscat2 on Twitter
15. Does this count as projecting emotional issues?
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16. No dogs allowed unless they fit into a bag? Okay, allow me to find the biggest bag possible!
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17. A journey through a cat's naps each day is like some kind of mythical quest!
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18. "Hello sir, welcome to my late-night concert: are you ready to get no sleep!?!?"
19. Zen gardens + chilled out cats = double the amount of calm, there's nothing more zen than cat purrs!
@the_shb on Twitter
20. This cat looks like it would never been happy for you, no matter what!
@ellle_em on Twitter
21. Cats also love a dramatic transformation of their appearance each month
@Cat_Cosplay on Twitter
22. Anything for you... except that you must pry it from between our teeth at great personal risk
@YSlyon on Twitter
23. Dogs have an inflated sense of their role of security guard!
@joeloilsheen on Twitter
24. When someone asks "are you okay?" and you have to pretend you haven't been sobbing in the bathroom...
@HenryAquirre_ on Twitter
Well, weren’t these tweets just beautiful? There is absolutely nothing on this whole planet as precious as our relationships with our pets—I mean, perhaps people have just as special of a relationship with their kids, but I don’t have any, so as far as I am concerned: the most beautiful, powerful, unconditional, and strangely overpowering love that you can have, is with a pet.
With all the downsides of the internet, the one constant upside is the near-constant stream of cats and dogs in the most hilarious of predicaments you could ever wish for. Tell us about the funniest, cutest, or most bizarre thing your dog or cat has done recently in the comments!
Rachel
