Hilarious Stories Shared By An Online Community After Reading The Story Of How A Man Passed Gas In His Cats' Face
Have you ever had someone passed wind in your face, or better yet, have you ever listened to yourself fart? Whew... my, oh my. Some people find farts damn right hilarious. Yes! They do.
Some find it annoying and most farts can smell so bad, especially those that make no noise when released. Flatulence, also known as "passing wind" or "farting," occurs when gas escapes from the digestive system via the back entry.
Flatulating is commonly laughed about, but too much farting can be humiliating and cause you to feel awkward around others. Notwithstanding, it can be controlled with changes to your eating routine and way of life.
Farting is a typical biological process and is something everybody regularly does. Certain people fart a couple of times per day, while others fart much more frequently.
However, the average is 5 to 15 times per day. If someone discreetly farts in a public place and it spreads, all eyes will be rolling to find the culprit while your hands are helping your nose.
Worst of all is that the culprit maintains a calm and sincere expression. The culprit will even join in looking for him or herself (lol... you’ll understand if you’ve been a culprit).
The redditor in today’s article passed wind in his cat's face on her first birthday, leaving her traumatised. Well, he got claws stabbed in his ass for that behavior, and the Reddit community had a good laugh session.
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u/Waylander1799And finally
u/Waylander1799You swallow little amounts of air when you swallow food, saliva, or water, and this little air gathers in your digestive system. Gases can also be formed when you digest food, and your body needs to dispose of this air buildup by burping or farting.
Prepare to have a good laugh session as you scroll further.
Another funny story...
fr3akgirlI didn't just see this...lol
MarvinLazerFear farting
Haha... That moment this happens
dragonbornette
Farted on many a cat...
The reply to this comment really got me
steppedinhairball
A pretty messed up situation
giantqtipz
What an ASSident... Lol
Furyian13
A talented cat
picklepowerPB
People be ripping things off in their sleep
artemis1860
A cat who doesn't give a fanny about farts
indy_y
It is really funny
DeviatioNation
Same question on my mind
Why make a pillow out of my ass in the first place? You asked for it. But then, check out the reply...
pie-en-argent
Girl, that was all you
Sufficient_Orange922
khaominer
The climax of the story
Lazy_Cardiologist727
Another similar story...
Just that the cat had a different reaction.
Zwirnor
Being fartblamed by your own cat... No way
tacticoolnukes
Awwn... Someone's day is made already
Steel_Town
Cruel rabbit poopers
Poor snowball didn't deserve that.
Procrastination-LLC
The spooking was a fart
Well, at least she was honest.
gcd_cbs
What an incredible event
werelock
Sometimes, this just happens and you can't help it
release_audio_carrot
Farting on a flight
Here's a culprit blaming another for his fart deeds...
aragog666
The Op was elated with the comments and finally added this edit:
Thank you Belle
u/Waylander1799
At times, you may not even know that you have passed wind due to the fact that a large portion of the gases are scentless and are often released in small amounts. If the fart contains gases that smell, such as sulfur, it will typically have an awful smell.
Notwithstanding, it is essential to remember that the gas you pass out might, in some cases, smell a little. But then again, whew!
